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Topic: Country road take me home...
Lily0923's photo
Sun 09/14/08 10:09 PM
to the place I belong....

I was at my brother's bday party today and a band played this song.

I came from a rural town where everyone knew everyone or of them at least. His party was in said town where he was a cop for 30 years or so. (He's 20 years older than me)

I only live 30 minutes away, and I forgot what that kind of town was like. I think I miss it.

I think I'll buy me a farm and marry a good 'ole country boy....

Think I can pull it off?

lavos28's photo
Sun 09/14/08 10:11 PM
sure anythings possible

Mayhem_J's photo
Sun 09/14/08 10:11 PM
When i went to Germany for Oktoberfest....they played in this in the beer tents.

Everyone...no matter where they were from....new the song and sang it at the top of their lungs.

And these tents were huge....holding thousands of people.

No1sLove's photo
Sun 09/14/08 10:29 PM
I was just talking to someone about a similar subject today Lily. I think sometimes returning to our roots can be a breath of fresh air. Funny how often it's the exact opposite when we're young and all we can think of is escaping it. :tongue:

Lily0923's photo
Sun 09/14/08 10:33 PM

I was just talking to someone about a similar subject today Lily. I think sometimes returning to our roots can be a breath of fresh air. Funny how often it's the exact opposite when we're young and all we can think of is escaping it. :tongue:


That's all I wanted to do, I graduated high school a year early to go to college and GET OUT of that town.... Now I'm kinda missing it...:cry:

No1sLove's photo
Sun 09/14/08 10:36 PM


I was just talking to someone about a similar subject today Lily. I think sometimes returning to our roots can be a breath of fresh air. Funny how often it's the exact opposite when we're young and all we can think of is escaping it. :tongue:


That's all I wanted to do, I graduated high school a year early to go to college and GET OUT of that town.... Now I'm kinda missing it...:cry:
At least 30 miles will not require ruby slippers. Give it a go...what do you have to lose? :thumbsup:

Lily0923's photo
Sun 09/14/08 10:38 PM
It's a nice therory.... not sure I can do the whole country girl thang... I don't even like the music. laugh laugh laugh

markecephus's photo
Sun 09/14/08 10:39 PM


Yeppers, i believe you can, just a few tips on the farm..

Be careful of the bull :wink:

Don't try and drive fence posts like this --> frustrated

If your man don't get up and work, use this--> pitchfork

Always cook him breakfast, if he don't eat, leave it on the table for supper laugh he will get the idea.....sooner or later....think


No1sLove's photo
Sun 09/14/08 10:40 PM

It's a nice therory.... not sure I can do the whole country girl thang... I don't even like the music. laugh laugh laugh
What, Lily doesn't promenade? :tongue: laugh

Lily0923's photo
Sun 09/14/08 10:46 PM


It's a nice therory.... not sure I can do the whole country girl thang... I don't even like the music. laugh laugh laugh
What, Lily doesn't promenade? :tongue: laugh


Lily doesn't promenade, doesn't tow step, doesn't line dance...Lily is the girl who dances through the line dancers to piss them off....

I do ride the mechanical bull though...drinks

and Mark- I was stuck up in a tree for over an hour once because we "taunted" the bull...You don't make that mistake twice...well, three times in your life...:laughing: :laughing:

JustAGuy2112's photo
Sun 09/14/08 10:57 PM
* tries to picture Lily milking a cow *

rofl rofl rofl rofl

Sorry Lily....just can't manage to think about that with a straight face.

Methinks you would be one to go absolutely bugsh*t out in the sticks....lol

Lily0923's photo
Sun 09/14/08 11:01 PM

* tries to picture Lily milking a cow *

rofl rofl rofl rofl

Sorry Lily....just can't manage to think about that with a straight face.

Methinks you would be one to go absolutely bugsh*t out in the sticks....lol


I've milked a cow or two hundred in my lifetime mister.....I've also ran the bailer, the brush hog, and several other farm machines that city folk have no idea what they do.

I've picked up potatos by hand, harvested corn, picked and sold berries, picked apples....

I was a country girl for 17 years....

markecephus's photo
Sun 09/14/08 11:37 PM

Ya know...the saying goes...

"you can take the girl out of the country, but you can't take the country out of the girl"

lol, i should know, i'm a country boy (well ok "dinosaur"} myself laugh

wiley's photo
Sun 09/14/08 11:41 PM
Edited by wiley on Sun 09/14/08 11:41 PM
I've heard there are some people who are actually old enough they might fart dust.

markecephus's photo
Sun 09/14/08 11:47 PM

I've heard there are some people who are actually old enough they might fart dust.


That's insulting Wiley, i was here before dust...geez ...laugh

lol, ok, maybe not that old, but Methusla called, and wants his record back......laugh

I'll shut up now, back to the regularly scheduled thread lol.

Dan99's photo
Sun 09/14/08 11:59 PM
I heard that Mark did in fact actually fart out all the particles of dust and everything else creating the entire universe as we know it today.

no photo
Mon 09/15/08 12:48 AM
oh bloody ell is there cow sh*t there????noway laugh noway

no photo
Mon 09/15/08 12:50 AM
Its bad enough I have to deal with the cat crap circles my cat does on the neighbours rock lawn..........








omg get me outta here!!!noway

Lily0923's photo
Mon 09/15/08 01:33 AM

oh bloody ell is there cow sh*t there????noway laugh noway


No, they have developed a new breed of cow that doesn't sh*t, it just explodes after 5 years.... you know disposable ones...laugh

no photo
Mon 09/15/08 01:34 AM
YOU CANT MAKE ME LIVE ON A FARM!!! I WOULD SURELY DIE!!!!!!!!!!noway noway noway noway


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