SOUND FAMILIAR


MOODS OF A WOMAN
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An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,
a woman is a bundle of contradiction,
she's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,
but will tackle her boyfriend alone in the house.
Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose,
she'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose,
she'll win you in range, enchant you in silk,
she'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk
at times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad,
she'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad!



MOODS OF A MAN
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Horny.

OMG!!!

I'm cool with the mouse bit. Love those little critters!!


But, yeah, the rest is pretty on target!!!

Hey,,,I resemble that remark

Me TOO!