Id chop his arms off so he cant keep on hugging people in this thread

Alrighty then....

You're a fan of Led Zep....so I can't be too mean......




So....I squish your legs in a trash compactor and superglue you to a skateboard. Then push you down a hill with a 20 foot ramp at the end where you'll fly up into the air into a 50 foot pile of dog doodee. The dog doodee is doused with kerosene and set on fire with you in it. But we don't want that to be the end...so we put you out with a firehose. A helicopter with a claw grabs you up and flys you up to an elevation of about 5000 feet and lets go, right above a bed of knives.....really big pointy ones. Then an angry mob of midgets swarms you and kicks you for about 20 minutes........



......oh darnit...you died already.....

Kiss on her neck

hey ko....how's it goin?

Good ljcc and you ?

JUST SO EVERYONE KNOWS...THIS IS MY ALL TIME FAVORITE THREAD!!!

I have a cold. But otherwise I'm great. I think the medication is actually enhancing my creativity.....

You, creative, nope don't buy it .....

Only thing I saw you do that was remotely creative was the Guess What thread and you forgot the answer

pluck his beard hair by hair

I almost feel honoured. But just in case you are just taking the piss, i would pour boiling water down your throat. I would then cover your face in honey and ram your head full strength through the side of a bees nest. When the bees are eating your face off i would kill them for you with a flame thrower.

Awwww....that's just about the sweetest thing anyone has ever offered to do for me.

So in return, I'll superglue your fingers up your nose......hey....how will you wipe your bum? That'll be interesting. Then I'll tie you by the hair to a truck and drag you through poison ivy (you realize, of course, you won't be able to scratch your itchies), then across a giant cheese grater and finally through a crocodile infested pond. I guess you don't have to worry about that poison ivy so much now.

fishing line tied around her nips and cl*t other end tied to a bowling ball that i just threw off a brigde she is standing on

Right, ok then..

Id nail you to a cross and take you to afganistan and leave you in a busy city centre, wearing a Bush mask, and with a sign saying 'i hate muslims' and another one saying 'the Taliban are a bunch of fairies'. I would provide the angry mob with lots of sharp stones laced in arsenic. After about 10 hours of this i would set the cross on fire and then throw you into a snake pit.

Is that all you got?

I'd yank your eyeballs out and stuff your eye sockets with bat intestines. Then...I would smear cat poop and glitter all in your hair, shoot you with a tazer, cover you with cave spiders and then set you on fire while I play Lady of Spain on the accordian.

No that isnt all i have got.

I would smash your jaw off with a hammer and then force your body weight in poop from a sweaty fat men down your throat. I'll leave you to fester for some time in a sauna, by which time the maggots will begin to crawl out of your various orifaces. Id then tie you to a railway line and let a train run you over, and just to make sure i will put all your remains in a blender, whisk you up, and then serve you to a family of pygmies.

That's pretty good. But for cryin out loud!....everybody knows pygmies are vegetarians!!

I forgot to add that i would hold a knife to a baby pygmies throat to force them to do it.

Oh well....ok then....nevermind.

Is that all you got?