Topic: Maim the person above you.. | |
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shave his back, rub cupcakes all over it, and turn him loose in a weight loss colony
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tie arms to a tree and legs to a car and send the car over a cliff
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superglue butt back of head and legs to bottom of plugged tub. fill tub w/ pepsi
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banana cream pie to the face.
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suffocation by cunnilingus on a hippopotamus (hippo obviously on top)
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lobotomy with a cordless drill
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make him walk on a rack of razor blades and then through a pool of alcohol.
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Orgasm her to death..
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sew their ears to each other
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Make her listen to me sing Michael Bolton songs ..
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Id sleep with Michael Boltons wife and give her a disease, she would then pass in on to Michael, who would then sleep with Elswoods lady, who would then pass it on to him..
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is diseased - needs no further maiming
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Edited by
rara777
on
Mon 09/15/08 12:59 PM
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Hi ya (((jilliebean))) |
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hi rara
superglue dreads on his head and beard, superglue a pack of condoms in one hand and a sign saying will work for sex in the other. move ya to the lincoln memorial in the lawnchair! |
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hi rara superglue dreads on his head and beard, superglue a pack of condoms in one hand and a sign saying will work for sex in the other. move ya to the lincoln memorial in the lawnchair! Who do you think showed Lincoln to pose in the chair? Besides that the Lincoln Memorial is a great place to........... oh never mind Stands outside Wal-Mart with a sign stating: "Will shop for favors", and telling over the age of 18 male customers:"Hey little boy, I`ve got candy". |
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Id chop him in four with a blunt axe
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bb's to the testicles, at close range
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nuclear bomb at point blank range, just to be sure
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Hot poker down the man (and I use the term loosely) shaft.
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id freeze him in liquid nitrogen and then smash him to peices with a baseball bat
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