Topic: Maim the person above you.. | |
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shave his back, rub cupcakes all over it, and turn him loose in a weight loss colony
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tie arms to a tree and legs to a car and send the car over a cliff
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superglue butt back of head and legs to bottom of plugged tub. fill tub w/ pepsi
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banana cream pie to the face.
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suffocation by cunnilingus on a hippopotamus (hippo obviously on top)
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lobotomy with a cordless drill
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make him walk on a rack of razor blades and then through a pool of alcohol.
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Orgasm her to death..
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sew their ears to each other
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Make her listen to me sing Michael Bolton songs ..
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Id sleep with Michael Boltons wife and give her a disease, she would then pass in on to Michael, who would then sleep with Elswoods lady, who would then pass it on to him..
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is diseased - needs no further maiming
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Edited by
rara777
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Mon 09/15/08 12:59 PM
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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hi rara
![]() superglue dreads on his head and beard, superglue a pack of condoms in one hand and a sign saying will work for sex in the other. move ya to the lincoln memorial in the lawnchair! ![]() |
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hi rara ![]() superglue dreads on his head and beard, superglue a pack of condoms in one hand and a sign saying will work for sex in the other. move ya to the lincoln memorial in the lawnchair! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Who do you think showed Lincoln to pose in the chair? ![]() Besides that the Lincoln Memorial is a great place to........... oh never mind ![]() Stands outside Wal-Mart with a sign stating: "Will shop for favors", and telling over the age of 18 male customers:"Hey little boy, I`ve got candy". |
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Id chop him in four with a blunt axe
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bb's to the testicles, at close range
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nuclear bomb at point blank range, just to be sure
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Hot poker down the man (and I use the term loosely) shaft.
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id freeze him in liquid nitrogen and then smash him to peices with a baseball bat
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