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plain and simple, just "take him down" LOL
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plain and simple, id 'take his trousers down'
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Drive long, steel stakes up his nostrils, forcing him to find somewhere else to store his pinkies.
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He should be torn into little-bitsy pieces and buried alive!
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^^^^^^^^^^^but he's too cute to maim
How about I just take his drink away & lock him outside for the night??? |
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
 
  (((Erin)))
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make him listen to my entire frank zappa collection in chronological order of release, then smash yellow snow in both of his eyes and jump up & down on his chest while reciting a poem
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Make the person above listen to fingernails scraping across a blackboard... while amplified via the concert PA used by the Grateful Dead.
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Make the person above listen to fingernails scraping across a blackboard... while amplified via the concert PA used by the Grateful Dead. i could handle that, but if the grateful dead played thru the PA...arrrrrgggghhhh nooooooo   pleeeeease no more st. stephen!!!!!! 
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make him listen to my entire frank zappa collection in chronological order of release, then smash yellow snow in both of his eyes and jump up & down on his chest while reciting a poem
 That ain`t maiming bro. Thats pure entertainment especially with all the Frank Zappa material.I`ll bring the beer.
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Make rara listen to the collected works of Yanni, while his eyeballs are held open with superglue, forcing him to watch gay porn.
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Dammmmmmnnnnnnnn.
That is out of "Clockwork Orange". Bro. that would be the worst punishment in my life besides 9 years of nuns. 
Give elwood front row seats to a Barry Manilow concert seated between Tiny Tim and Richard Simmons. |
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I would hang him up outside in the sun by his beard, and would pay midgets to burn his nipples using a magnifying glass.
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This from a guy that stuck those fingers up his azz before he put them up his nose.
Next place they are going is in his mouth for the extra added juicy anal boogery flavor. Bon Appetite
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lol! anal and boogers, my favourite combination!
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 Here`s to ya Bro.
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or you could maim them while he sits in a lawn chair, tie him up, and whack at his knees til he can't get up.lol
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or you could maim them while he sits in a lawn chair, tie him up, and whack at his knees til he can't get up.lol
 Promises, Promises
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 {{{{{{{{{{Ed}}}}}}}}
Not gonna maim ya hon... but would render you unable to function after a killer session of hugs & kisses
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((( Erin )))
  Works for me
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