I guess you must shave a lot.

I need my bums rubbed right now
!!!!!

I've got olive oil. (Need to get butt-er.)

Purple


Gypsy

I hope thats extra virgin olive oil!!!

hey hash!!!

Of course. Rose brand, cold press, for curing the new cookware before use. Colavita, 500 mL, for body rubs.

oh wow..........an email from someone from my own country and they are telling me its a pity I live so far away................fjhkldfjkldsfjklsdjlskd I give up!!!

I dont think I could go out with a 24 yr old anyways......

Hi Hash

waltecccccccccccccccccccccc!!!! Time to wash off the sins of muriel.........

should I color my hair ?
or just have a shower?
got a different red
an a different brown for stripes....
maybe a hair color will cheer me up
maybe if I color my hair an it doesnt turn out I'll have good reason to be such a sad sack

Hey Dear are you feeling better

a lil better....thanks

The List




1.) My husband and I divorced over religious differences..... He thought he was God and I didn't.

2.) I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

3.) I work hard because millions on welfare depend on Me!

4.) Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

5.) I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

6.) Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

7.) You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

8.) Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

9.) Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

10.) I'm not a complete idiot --Some parts are missing.

11.) Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

12.) NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room- spinning medicine.

13.) God must love stupid people; He made so many.

14.) The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

15.) Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

16.) Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

17.) Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!

18.) Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.

19.) Procrastinate Now!

20.) I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?

21.) A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

22.) A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance

23.) Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

24.) They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

25.) He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.

26.) A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

27.) Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a life time commitment for a pig.

28.) The trouble with life is there's no background music.

29.) The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.

30.) I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

well maybe The List will make you Smile

Haji, that list is excellent!!

I love #29.

Can anyone here tell that I'm on a 'Rum & Coke' day??

I keep screwing up my post!!