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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 110
scoundrel's photo
Sun 09/14/08 11:25 AM
bigsmile You ladies inviting geriatrics to a picnic, just to laugh at them running to the outhouse?
:wink:

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Sun 09/14/08 11:26 AM
Did he call you yet?????huh

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Sun 09/14/08 11:27 AM
devil drinker

bigsmile You ladies inviting geriatrics to a picnic, just to laugh at them running to the outhouse?
:wink:
ya because we are EVIL LIKE THAT!!!devil drinker

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Sun 09/14/08 11:29 AM
Dear diary.......I think we need to play the bachelor game.........

Line up 10 dates for 1 night.......and go out with the one that shows up!!!laugh laugh laugh

Do that consectively for 1 week.....laugh drinker

MrsKaters's photo
Sun 09/14/08 11:31 AM

Dear diary.......I think we need to play the bachelor game.........

Line up 10 dates for 1 night.......and go out with the one that shows up!!!laugh laugh laugh

Do that consectively for 1 week.....laugh drinker


laugh laugh laugh just make sure they aren't on watchdog. you know

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Sun 09/14/08 11:31 AM
or even better!!!! Bring them all out on a date........then line then up.........and say......YOU!!! YES YOU CAN STAY!!!devil

AND NO..........YOU HAVE TO GO!!!!noway

ELIMIDATE!!!!bigsmile drinker

beachbum069's photo
Sun 09/14/08 11:31 AM
I like to play the bachelorette game. Make 10 dates for one day and pray none find out about the others.

scoundrel's photo
Sun 09/14/08 11:32 AM

devil drinker

bigsmile You ladies inviting geriatrics to a picnic, just to laugh at them running to the outhouse?
:wink:
ya because we are EVIL LIKE THAT!!!devil drinker


EVIL: Diurhetic dishes spiced up with flatulence enhancers, cheese, and kaopectate buscuits.
bigsmile drinker drinker

MrsKaters's photo
Sun 09/14/08 11:33 AM
or or or...bring your kids with you and whoever can handle them can stay.

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Sun 09/14/08 11:33 AM
hMMMMMMM let me pencil you in for 5.....the date can only last for 2 hours though.......I just pencilled in Fabio for 7 pm........laugh laugh laugh

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Sun 09/14/08 11:38 AM
Dear diary.......do you ever get the urge to write the guys that are viewing you and say........








"i see you looking at my t*ts!!!"laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh


ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I kill myself!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh

purplecat's photo
Sun 09/14/08 11:38 AM

Did he call you yet?????huh


noindifferent

purplecat's photo
Sun 09/14/08 11:39 AM

Dear diary.......I think we need to play the bachelor game.........

Line up 10 dates for 1 night.......and go out with the one that shows up!!!laugh laugh laugh

Do that consectively for 1 week.....laugh drinker



statistics show.........................
none of them will show up......noway

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Sun 09/14/08 11:40 AM


Did he call you yet?????huh


noindifferent
Well any guy who makes plans with someone then doesnt show or call......thank god he showed his true colours NOW!!!! Its not you its him!!! grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble

scoundrel's photo
Sun 09/14/08 11:41 AM
I discovered that I get many more profile views when no picture of me is there. I also receive more mail and inquiries this way.


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Sun 09/14/08 11:42 AM
I keep getting mail from 18 year old boys!!!sick

scoundrel's photo
Sun 09/14/08 11:42 AM


Did he call you yet?????huh


noindifferent

Maybe he sent you an email???

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Sun 09/14/08 11:43 AM
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!!!! DONT GIVE HIM A CHANCE!!! HE HAD HIS CHANCE AND BLEW IT!!!noway noway noway noway noway noway noway noway noway noway

scoundrel's photo
Sun 09/14/08 11:43 AM

I keep getting mail from 18 year old boys!!!sick


But are they within 1,000 miles???

The gals that hit me up live over 1,500 miles away....and one in Nigeria, just today!!
huh noway laugh laugh

beachbum069's photo
Sun 09/14/08 11:44 AM


Dear diary.......I think we need to play the bachelor game.........

Line up 10 dates for 1 night.......and go out with the one that shows up!!!laugh laugh laugh

Do that consectively for 1 week.....laugh drinker



statistics show.........................
none of them will show up......noway

I'd show up.flowerforyou

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