| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 110 | |
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You ladies inviting geriatrics to a picnic, just to laugh at them running to the outhouse?
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Did he call you yet?????
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You ladies inviting geriatrics to a picnic, just to laugh at them running to the outhouse?
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Dear diary.......I think we need to play the bachelor game.........
Line up 10 dates for 1 night.......and go out with the one that shows up!!!
Do that consectively for 1 week.....
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Dear diary.......I think we need to play the bachelor game......... Line up 10 dates for 1 night.......and go out with the one that shows up!!!
Do that consectively for 1 week.....
just make sure they aren't on watchdog. you know
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or even better!!!! Bring them all out on a date........then line then up.........and say......YOU!!! YES YOU CAN STAY!!!
AND NO..........YOU HAVE TO GO!!!!
ELIMIDATE!!!!
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I like to play the bachelorette game. Make 10 dates for one day and pray none find out about the others.
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You ladies inviting geriatrics to a picnic, just to laugh at them running to the outhouse?
EVIL: Diurhetic dishes spiced up with flatulence enhancers, cheese, and kaopectate buscuits.
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or or or...bring your kids with you and whoever can handle them can stay.
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hMMMMMMM let me pencil you in for 5.....the date can only last for 2 hours though.......I just pencilled in Fabio for 7 pm........
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Dear diary.......do you ever get the urge to write the guys that are viewing you and say........
"i see you looking at my t*ts!!!"
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I kill myself!!!
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Did he call you yet?????
no
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Dear diary.......I think we need to play the bachelor game......... Line up 10 dates for 1 night.......and go out with the one that shows up!!!
Do that consectively for 1 week.....
statistics show......................... none of them will show up......
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Did he call you yet?????
no
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I discovered that I get many more profile views when no picture of me is there. I also receive more mail and inquiries this way.
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I keep getting mail from 18 year old boys!!!
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Did he call you yet?????
no
Maybe he sent you an email??? |
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PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!!!! DONT GIVE HIM A CHANCE!!! HE HAD HIS CHANCE AND BLEW IT!!!
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I keep getting mail from 18 year old boys!!!
But are they within 1,000 miles??? The gals that hit me up live over 1,500 miles away....and one in Nigeria, just today!!
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Dear diary.......I think we need to play the bachelor game......... Line up 10 dates for 1 night.......and go out with the one that shows up!!!
Do that consectively for 1 week.....
statistics show......................... none of them will show up......
I'd show up.
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You ladies inviting geriatrics to a picnic, just to laugh at them running to the outhouse?
