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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 110 | |
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Dear diary.......I think we need to play the bachelor game......... Line up 10 dates for 1 night.......and go out with the one that shows up!!! 
Do that consectively for 1 week..... 
statistics show......................... none of them will show up...... 
I'd show up. 
awwwwwww thanks (I'd show up to , I'm serious about finding a partner , some one to care about an vice versa , I dont plan on mistreating any one in ANY manner)
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That would be nice...........finding a partner.....at least you are trying!!!
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Dear diary.......I think we need to play the bachelor game......... Line up 10 dates for 1 night.......and go out with the one that shows up!!!
Do that consectively for 1 week.....
statistics show......................... none of them will show up......
I'd show up.
awwwwwww thanks (I'd show up to , I'm serious about finding a partner , some one to care about an vice versa , I dont plan on mistreating any one in ANY manner)
Don't ever take the worst...look for the best. You deserve the best and he better treat you like a queen. |
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Is it too early to start drinking before work???
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Dear diary.......I think we need to play the bachelor game......... Line up 10 dates for 1 night.......and go out with the one that shows up!!!
Do that consectively for 1 week.....
statistics show......................... none of them will show up......
I'd show up.
awwwwwww thanks (I'd show up to , I'm serious about finding a partner , some one to care about an vice versa , I dont plan on mistreating any one in ANY manner)
Don't ever take the worst...look for the best. You deserve the best and he better treat you like a queen. ummmm....i didn't make sense did i? 
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taters already started drinking!!! ahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
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Dear diary.......I think we need to play the bachelor game......... Line up 10 dates for 1 night.......and go out with the one that shows up!!!
Do that consectively for 1 week.....
statistics show......................... none of them will show up......
I'd show up.
awwwwwww thanks (I'd show up to , I'm serious about finding a partner , some one to care about an vice versa , I dont plan on mistreating any one in ANY manner)
Don't ever take the worst...look for the best. You deserve the best and he better treat you like a queen. ummmm....i didn't make sense did i?
best/worse .... for better or for worse doesnt seem to be in the cards for me 
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A woman that I dated once, called me yesterday.
I answered the phone without looking at the name and number displayed. "Hello. This is Mark." ... "David?...David?" "No. This isn't David." ... ... "Jim?" "No. This isn't Jim." ... ... "I must have the wrong number." "It's okay. Bye." |
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Is it too early to start drinking before work???
It's never to early to drink. It 5 pm somewhere. |
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A woman that I dated once, called me yesterday. I answered the phone without looking at the name and number displayed. "Hello. This is Mark." ... "David?...David?" "No. This isn't David." ... ... "Jim?" "No. This isn't Jim." ... ... "I must have the wrong number." "It's okay. Bye." definatly the WRONG number!!!
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taters already started drinking!!! ahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
must have been a long hangover..it's been 9 months since i had a drink. 
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best/worse .... for better or for worse doesnt seem to be in the cards for me
Tell me your worst. Seriously. Tell me your worst. I don't have a scoundrelish motive. I want to know. I don't need a sugar-coated lure to attract my attention. I like scars from real life, whether on the soul or on the flesh. I like real people who know how to dip the gritty realities of life in chocolate, who make a bag of shared poverty the best days of their life together. Give me your worst. Chase me away...because if I can handle the pain and tough realities...then we've met.
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you got mail purple
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Edited by
scoundrel
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Sun 09/14/08 12:14 PM
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you got mail purple she got a male purple? 
Why am I not surprised?  
***...it was a one-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater...what a sight to see!!...*** |
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unlike the chimpanzee
I lack the facial hair .... but basically.... I am a monkey..... 
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I just came here for the free chips and dip!!!
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Oh and the free bum rubs!!!
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unlike the chimpanzee I lack the facial hair .... but basically.... I am a monkey.....
Me Tarzan...you Cheetah...no, you Jane!!!
Will the SPCA ditz me for spanking a monkey?? 
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Oh and the free bum rubs!!!
Anytime.
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Oh and the free bum rubs!!!
 
Does drools on your bum turn you off?
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