gas that is. the bad kind to, the kind where you feel the build up that make your pants tighten up and you feel like you have a balloon in your stomache. then the release come and your stomach flattens out again and every living greater with in a 200ft radious scrambles for fresh air. then imediately the build up starts all over again

i`ve already chased my daughter and the cat away, the only one left by my side is the dog (i think she likes it though...sick dog). my daughter is even walking around with a can of air freshener (silly girl, just wait till she goes to sleep)


ok, the dog finaly got up and left...oh the shame

Keep a tight ass.

Thank you for sharing.

Hope you get it rebuilt...

Some things are better kept from others.

Just get to the toilet before you make a mess!!!

Wow... now is the time to visit those you dont like... you might be able to take them out with the smell. Make sure they are just locked in an air tight room.

Just when I thought the forums couldn't get any more exciting...

You are brave even to risk a fart. I think the risk of sharting is very high, maybe you should wear some old underpants until things have settles.

the way i feel i could take care of americas gas crisis

two and a half hours later and still going strong

I think you should bottle it up and send it to Africa

i got enough in me to make it to africa and back

too much information

Bush may decide to invade Michigan in search of weapons of mass destruction...The feds are watching us here, you know!

just be glad we dont have smell a post here

isnt it a weapon of ASS destruction?

Geeze I can smell it here...

so far i`m managed to keep the ass destruction down with wet wipes