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Topic: i`ve got it bad
Richt6 Joined Sun 09/07/08 Posts: 111	Thu 09/11/08 07:03 PM
i got enough in me to make it to africa and back Bush may decide to invade Michigan in search of weapons of mass destruction...The feds are watching us here, you know! isnt it a weapon of ASS destruction? Phils ass has seen so much destruction, so yes I suppose, Bin Laden is reported to be last seen tickling Phils taint, so I doubt a full out assault on Phils ass will occur anytime soon...

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Thu 09/11/08 07:03 PM
YOu could always try talcum powder too, will help the chaffing!

cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 3594	Thu 09/11/08 07:18 PM
i tried that but i keep making dust clouds

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Thu 09/11/08 07:25 PM
Hahahaha!!!! wouldnt be the first time you had a puff come outta your butt either!

daveshere Joined Wed 08/20/08 Posts: 65	Thu 09/11/08 07:26 PM
Hope you get it rebuilt...

feralcatlady Joined Mon 10/08/07 Posts: 35491	Thu 09/11/08 07:29 PM
Just when I thought the forums couldn't get any more exciting... (((((Mitch))))))))

feralcatlady Joined Mon 10/08/07 Posts: 35491	Thu 09/11/08 07:30 PM
Give phil a bunch of stuff to take care of his gas.......beeno before you eat anything dude.

bad_girl Joined Tue 07/17/07 Posts: 67379	Thu 09/11/08 07:30 PM
Man, you got it real bad gas that is. the bad kind to, the kind where you feel the build up that make your pants tighten up and you feel like you have a balloon in your stomache. then the release come and your stomach flattens out again and every living greater with in a 200ft radious scrambles for fresh air. then imediately the build up starts all over again i`ve already chased my daughter and the cat away, the only one left by my side is the dog (i think she likes it though...sick dog). my daughter is even walking around with a can of air freshener (silly girl, just wait till she goes to sleep) ok, the dog finaly got up and left...oh the shame

PATSFAN Joined Mon 12/10/07 Posts: 42782	Thu 09/11/08 07:31 PM
Take beano now & there will beano gas later

Richt6 Joined Sun 09/07/08 Posts: 111	Thu 09/11/08 07:35 PM
i tried that but i keep making dust clouds Phil, that may be true, but please do not use oils for chaffing...you will never get rid of bubbles coming from your ass. Bubbles the clown was traumatic enough! Him and his "wiener dog balloons".

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Thu 09/11/08 07:39 PM
Phil has very fond memory of bubbles the clown though. And bubbles the chimp and his special banana trick!

Richt6 Joined Sun 09/07/08 Posts: 111	Thu 09/11/08 07:56 PM
Phil has very fond memory of bubbles the clown though. And bubbles the chimp and his special banana trick! Yeah, but the kids sure do love Phil's banana cream pie.

cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 3594	Thu 09/11/08 08:12 PM
that was just wrong on so many diffrent levels

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Thu 09/11/08 08:23 PM
Especially at a childs eye level

Richt6 Joined Sun 09/07/08 Posts: 111	Thu 09/11/08 08:27 PM
Especially at a childs eye level Beats the hell out of "Bubbles" coming at you from that level!

cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 3594	Thu 09/11/08 08:29 PM
something you need to tell us rich?

Richt6 Joined Sun 09/07/08 Posts: 111	Thu 09/11/08 08:32 PM
something you need to tell us rich? Yeah...Try to ever lick a balloon lollipop from a clowns lap? Taint fun at all!

cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 3594	Thu 09/11/08 10:12 PM
so tell us what happened

lovestruck316 Joined Tue 09/09/08 Posts: 38	Thu 09/11/08 10:13 PM
I wish I had gas..........

cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 3594	Thu 09/11/08 10:19 PM
i`ll sell you some for $4.97 1/99 cents a gallon