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Topic: why do you think ur single?? - part 2
Nova86 Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 4547	Sat 09/27/08 10:03 AM
really?? come on...sounds like you have plenty of friends on here...just keep looking, i am sure something will come up

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Sat 09/27/08 10:06 AM
Because I'm blue

PacificStar48 Joined Tue 10/02/07 Posts: 13764	Sat 09/27/08 10:08 AM
Hello Guys and Dolls oh yea off topic Still single cuz I guess I cut my hair? Who knows.

Godschosengirl Joined Fri 09/07/07 Posts: 2491	Sat 09/27/08 10:11 AM
Because I'm blue lol.. try a different color.. how about yellow. Just what ever you do don't go orange barrel. I'm single cause they keep runnin off on me...

txmomof2 Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 73300	Sat 09/27/08 10:23 AM
becaue he is 1720+ miles away but his heart is with me and my heart is with him

HasidicEnforcer Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 10235	Sat 09/27/08 10:33 AM
I am single because I choose to be.

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Sat 09/27/08 11:22 AM
Because I'm blue lol.. try a different color.. how about yellow. Just what ever you do don't go orange barrel. I'm single cause they keep runnin off on me... I figured it out. You are secretly an axe murderer right?

Ruth34611 Joined Sat 08/02/08 Posts: 32402	Sat 09/27/08 11:24 AM
Because I'm blue lol.. try a different color.. how about yellow. Just what ever you do don't go orange barrel. I'm single cause they keep runnin off on me... I figured it out. You are secretly an axe murderer right? No, that's me Goof.

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Sat 09/27/08 11:26 AM
You can be the "West Coast" axe murderer Ruth. Godschosen can have the midwest and cental states.

Ruth34611 Joined Sat 08/02/08 Posts: 32402	Sat 09/27/08 11:27 AM
Fair enough.

GOALLTHEWAY Joined Mon 09/15/08 Posts: 853	Sat 09/27/08 11:32 AM
Most of the good ones live 1000 miles away I'm not that far away...geeeezzzzz!

Godschosengirl Joined Fri 09/07/07 Posts: 2491	Sat 09/27/08 11:34 AM
Because I'm blue lol.. try a different color.. how about yellow. Just what ever you do don't go orange barrel. I'm single cause they keep runnin off on me... I figured it out. You are secretly an axe murderer right? Hahahahaha..nope... just too much for them to handle I guess.

Roco Joined Sat 03/22/08 Posts: 1165	Sat 09/27/08 11:36 AM
..too much online pornography...creates for an unrealistic expectation of women.. Roco

Chazster Joined Tue 08/28/07 Posts: 6206	Sat 09/27/08 11:37 AM
Cause the girl I am trying to do stuff with was recently in a car accident and is having back and neck pain =(. She wants to go for a walk today, so if it happens I will let you know. First, though, I am going to Volunteer at the open door mission. Thats right, a nice young guy who works as an engineer and even will spend some of his weekend volunteering. What a catch right? I think you are great and the girls near you are blind not only you are cute looking you have a thing to me that is the sexiest a brain and knows how to use it!! you are mature and smart and sounds like you have my bad habit high moral standards I wish you were a little older and closer to me!!! Aww thanks, you making me feel all good about myself. She is taking a little nap and then we should be going to hang out.

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Sat 09/27/08 11:38 AM
Because I'm blue lol.. try a different color.. how about yellow. Just what ever you do don't go orange barrel. I'm single cause they keep runnin off on me... I figured it out. You are secretly an axe murderer right? Hahahahaha..nope... just too much for them to handle I guess. See, Goof needs to start a class then...."How to handle yo woman 101". #1- Be available for sex 24/7, including during football season. #2- Learn to cook a little. #3- When she is b*tchy...walk away or fart in room so she will walk away. Yeah...this is a good start.

GOALLTHEWAY Joined Mon 09/15/08 Posts: 853	Sat 09/27/08 11:39 AM
Because I'm blue lol.. try a different color.. how about yellow. Just what ever you do don't go orange barrel. I'm single cause they keep runnin off on me... I figured it out. You are secretly an axe murderer right? Hahahahaha..nope... just too much for them to handle I guess. "What happened to men who know how to Cherish a woman?" Lucy Stone, Olympia Brown, and Helen Pitts had them all eliminated...now you have to be a mommy to all the guys under 28 years old.

Godschosengirl Joined Fri 09/07/07 Posts: 2491	Sat 09/27/08 11:40 AM
Because I'm blue lol.. try a different color.. how about yellow. Just what ever you do don't go orange barrel. I'm single cause they keep runnin off on me... I figured it out. You are secretly an axe murderer right? Hahahahaha..nope... just too much for them to handle I guess. See, Goof needs to start a class then...."How to handle yo woman 101". #1- Be available for sex 24/7, including during football season. #2- Learn to cook a little. #3- When she is btchy...walk away or fart in room so she will walk away. Yeah...this is a good start. Nope. Ya got me all wrong, Goof. I love football. I rarely get btchy. The cooking thing is nice..but better off left in the bedroom

GOALLTHEWAY Joined Mon 09/15/08 Posts: 853	Sat 09/27/08 11:41 AM
..too much online pornography...creates for an unrealistic expectation of women.. Roco I only look at fat chic porn that way when I get the real stuff it's even better than I imagined... literally imagined!

Godschosengirl Joined Fri 09/07/07 Posts: 2491	Sat 09/27/08 11:43 AM
..too much online pornography...creates for an unrealistic expectation of women.. Roco I only look at fat chic porn that way when I get the real stuff it's even better than I imagined... literally imagined!

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Sat 09/27/08 11:44 AM
Because I'm blue lol.. try a different color.. how about yellow. Just what ever you do don't go orange barrel. I'm single cause they keep runnin off on me... I figured it out. You are secretly an axe murderer right? Hahahahaha..nope... just too much for them to handle I guess. See, Goof needs to start a class then...."How to handle yo woman 101". #1- Be available for sex 24/7, including during football season. #2- Learn to cook a little. #3- When she is btchy...walk away or fart in room so she will walk away. Yeah...this is a good start. Nope. Ya got me all wrong, Goof. I love football. I rarely get btchy. The cooking thing is nice..but better off left in the bedroom K. You love football. Alright, big plus for me and most men. Rarely b*tchy. Notice I said when she does. I don't assume all women do. Some more than others, but hey, I am just preparing the guys for it. It's all about being ready for it. Your thrid comment is just....Ahhhhhhhh!