Topic: why do you think ur single?? - part 2 | |
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Because I'm blue lol.. try a different color.. how about yellow. Just what ever you do don't go orange barrel. I'm single cause they keep runnin off on me... I figured it out. You are secretly an axe murderer right? Hahahahaha..nope... just too much for them to handle I guess. See, Goof needs to start a class then...."How to handle yo woman 101". #1- Be available for sex 24/7, including during football season. #2- Learn to cook a little. #3- When she is b*tchy...walk away or fart in room so she will walk away. Yeah...this is a good start. Nope. Ya got me all wrong, Goof. I love football. I rarely get b*tchy. The cooking thing is nice..but better off left in the bedroom K. You love football. Alright, big plus for me and most men. Rarely b*tchy. Notice I said when she does. I don't assume all women do. Some more than others, but hey, I am just preparing the guys for it. It's all about being ready for it. Your thrid comment is just....Ahhhhhhhh! Whadda ya mean my third comment is just ahhhhh?? that stuff is for later in the relationship... |
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How much later we talkin bout here?
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How much later we talkin bout here? you didn't answer the question.. |
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My daughter-in-law just told me that I am single because I wouldn't know if someone was flirting with me even if they knocked me in the head with it....
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You said "The cooking thing is nice...but better off left in the bedroom" right? I assume this meant that it would be "nice" if he learned to cook, but that his performance in the "bedroom" was more appreciated? Or that you want him to cook in the bedroom, which is weird, but hey...it could be done.
Anyways, I said "ahhhh!" when I should have used emoticon or emoticon. |
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You said "The cooking thing is nice...but better off left in the bedroom" right? I assume this meant that it would be "nice" if he learned to cook, but that his performance in the "bedroom" was more appreciated? Or that you want him to cook in the bedroom, which is weird, but hey...it could be done. Anyways, I said "ahhhh!" when I should have used emoticon or emoticon. your interpretation of cooking in the bedroom was point on... |
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You said "The cooking thing is nice...but better off left in the bedroom" right? I assume this meant that it would be "nice" if he learned to cook, but that his performance in the "bedroom" was more appreciated? Or that you want him to cook in the bedroom, which is weird, but hey...it could be done. Anyways, I said "ahhhh!" when I should have used emoticon or emoticon. your interpretation of cooking in the bedroom was point on... See...it might take me a few minutes...but I will eventually get it. |
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..too much online pornography...creates for an unrealistic expectation of women.. Roco I only look at fat chic porn that way when I get the real stuff it's even better than I imagined... literally imagined! |
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Edited by
GOALLTHEWAY
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Sat 09/27/08 12:08 PM
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..too much online pornography...creates for an unrealistic expectation of women.. Roco I only look at fat chic porn that way when I get the real stuff it's even better than I imagined... literally imagined! I only look at fat chic porn that way when I get the Slim Girl stuff it's even better than I imagined... literally imagined! wHAT...IT'S A joke....what????????? |
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Im single because I don't put out on the first date.
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Im single because I don't put out on the first date. I know what you mean, girl.. me, too. |
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wHAT...IT'S A joke....what????????? <-----no way. But, I like you anyway. |
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Edited by
GOALLTHEWAY
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Sat 09/27/08 12:42 PM
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Im single because I don't put out on the first date. Is that why you are hitchhiking in your photo pic ???? |
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By fat chic’s...I mean Sea World Class Girls.. the kind that would make SHAMOOO!!!! HOOOOOORNEY. You know the kind of women that you wouldn’t let through the door if you operated a buffet style restaurant. Now ladies with a little extra meat on the bones are the best in all around fun...I don’t like women who get naked and you can see their chest bones. That sick!!!!!!!!!!! |
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By fat chic’s...I mean Sea World Class Girls.. the kind that would make SHAMOOO!!!! HOOOOOORNEY. You know the kind of women that you wouldn’t let through the door if you operated a buffet style restaurant. Now ladies with a little extra meat on the bones are the best in all around fun...I don’t like women who get naked and you can see their chest bones. That sick!!!!!!!!!!! Ok.. now you've looked at my profile at least 4 times today.. what exactally does it say or imply that my feelings are about Porn? |
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pssst.....goalltheway......just get out now while you still can.
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My daughter-in-law just told me that I am single because I wouldn't know if someone was flirting with me even if they knocked me in the head with it.... That sounds like me. |
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pssst.....goalltheway......just get out now while you still can. hurry..there's a few ahead of you..you can join them |
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