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Topic: why do you think ur single?? - part 2
Godschosengirl's photo
Sat 09/27/08 11:47 AM







sad Because I'm blue sad


lol.. try a different color.. how about yellow. Just what ever you do don't go orange barrel.rofl

I'm single cause they keep runnin off on me...:laughing: :laughing: frustrated frustrated sad sad


I figured it out. You are secretly an axe murderer right?scared shocked rofl


Hahahahaha..nope... just too much for them to handle I guess.laugh bigsmile bigsmile


See, Goof needs to start a class then...."How to handle yo woman 101".

#1- Be available for sex 24/7, including during football season.

#2- Learn to cook a little.

#3- When she is b*tchy...walk away or fart in room so she will walk away.


Yeah...this is a good start.


Nope. Ya got me all wrong, Goof.

I love football.
I rarely get b*tchy.
The cooking thing is nice..but better off left in the bedroom:wink: blushing



K. You love football. Alright, big plus for me and most men.

Rarely b*tchy. Notice I said when she does. I don't assume all women do. Some more than others, but hey, I am just preparing the guys for it. It's all about being ready for it.:wink:

Your thrid comment is just....Ahhhhhhhh!:smile:


Whadda ya mean my third comment is just ahhhhh?? that stuff is for later in the relationship...

Goofball73's photo
Sat 09/27/08 11:49 AM
How much later we talkin bout here?laugh laugh laugh laugh

Godschosengirl's photo
Sat 09/27/08 11:51 AM

How much later we talkin bout here?laugh laugh laugh laugh


you didn't answer the question..

EarthSprite's photo
Sat 09/27/08 11:53 AM
My daughter-in-law just told me that I am single because I wouldn't know if someone was flirting with me even if they knocked me in the head with it....rofl rofl rofl

Goofball73's photo
Sat 09/27/08 11:55 AM
You said "The cooking thing is nice...but better off left in the bedroom" right? I assume this meant that it would be "nice" if he learned to cook, but that his performance in the "bedroom" was more appreciated? Or that you want him to cook in the bedroom, which is weird, but hey...it could be done.

Anyways, I said "ahhhh!" when I should have used blushing emoticon or love emoticon.laugh laugh laugh

Godschosengirl's photo
Sat 09/27/08 11:58 AM

You said "The cooking thing is nice...but better off left in the bedroom" right? I assume this meant that it would be "nice" if he learned to cook, but that his performance in the "bedroom" was more appreciated? Or that you want him to cook in the bedroom, which is weird, but hey...it could be done.

Anyways, I said "ahhhh!" when I should have used blushing emoticon or love emoticon.laugh laugh laugh


your interpretation of cooking in the bedroom was point on...devil devil laugh :tongue: blushing blushing

Goofball73's photo
Sat 09/27/08 12:01 PM


You said "The cooking thing is nice...but better off left in the bedroom" right? I assume this meant that it would be "nice" if he learned to cook, but that his performance in the "bedroom" was more appreciated? Or that you want him to cook in the bedroom, which is weird, but hey...it could be done.

Anyways, I said "ahhhh!" when I should have used blushing emoticon or love emoticon.laugh laugh laugh


your interpretation of cooking in the bedroom was point on...devil devil laugh :tongue: blushing blushing


See...it might take me a few minutes...but I will eventually get it.laugh laugh laugh

Ruth34611's photo
Sat 09/27/08 12:03 PM


..too much online pornography...creates for an unrealistic expectation of women..

Roco


I only look at fat chic porn that way when I get the real stuff it's even better than I imagined... literally imagined!


spock

GOALLTHEWAY's photo
Sat 09/27/08 12:07 PM
Edited by GOALLTHEWAY on Sat 09/27/08 12:08 PM



..too much online pornography...creates for an unrealistic expectation of women..

Roco


I only look at fat chic porn that way when I get the real stuff it's even better than I imagined... literally imagined!


spock


I only look at fat chic porn that way when I get the Slim Girl stuff it's even better than I imagined... literally imagined!





wHAT...IT'S A joke....what?????????

:angel: :angel: :angel: :angel: :angel:

Godschosengirl's photo
Sat 09/27/08 12:09 PM
indifferent

ashley_renee's photo
Sat 09/27/08 12:10 PM
Im single because I don't put out on the first date.

Godschosengirl's photo
Sat 09/27/08 12:11 PM

Im single because I don't put out on the first date.


I know what you mean, girl.. me, too.frown

Ruth34611's photo
Sat 09/27/08 12:13 PM

wHAT...IT'S A joke....what?????????

:angel: :angel: :angel: :angel: :angel:


:angel: <-----no way. But, I like you anyway. flowerforyou

GOALLTHEWAY's photo
Sat 09/27/08 12:14 PM
Edited by GOALLTHEWAY on Sat 09/27/08 12:42 PM

Im single because I don't put out on the first date.


Is that why you are hitchhiking in your photo pic ????

Godschosengirl's photo
Sat 09/27/08 12:17 PM
laugh laugh noway

GOALLTHEWAY's photo
Sat 09/27/08 12:21 PM

indifferent


By fat chic’s...I mean Sea World Class Girls.. the kind that would make SHAMOOO!!!! HOOOOOORNEY. You know the kind of women that you wouldn’t let through the door if you operated a buffet style restaurant.

Now ladies with a little extra meat on the bones are the best in all around fun...I don’t like women who get naked and you can see their chest bones. That sick!!!!!!!!!!!

Godschosengirl's photo
Sat 09/27/08 12:23 PM


indifferent


By fat chic’s...I mean Sea World Class Girls.. the kind that would make SHAMOOO!!!! HOOOOOORNEY. You know the kind of women that you wouldn’t let through the door if you operated a buffet style restaurant.

Now ladies with a little extra meat on the bones are the best in all around fun...I don’t like women who get naked and you can see their chest bones. That sick!!!!!!!!!!!



Ok.. now you've looked at my profile at least 4 times today.. what exactally does it say or imply that my feelings are about Porn?frustrated rant grumble noway noway noway

Ruth34611's photo
Sat 09/27/08 12:25 PM
pssst.....goalltheway......just get out now while you still can. laugh flowerforyou

PacificStar48's photo
Sat 09/27/08 12:29 PM

My daughter-in-law just told me that I am single because I wouldn't know if someone was flirting with me even if they knocked me in the head with it....rofl rofl rofl

That sounds like me.

Godschosengirl's photo
Sat 09/27/08 12:34 PM

pssst.....goalltheway......just get out now while you still can. laugh flowerforyou


hurry..there's a few ahead of you..you can join themlaugh laugh laugh

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