There was a police officer sitting in his car outside of a bar waiting
to catch any drunk drivers. A woman came out of the bar stumbling,
tripping, and swearing. The officer saw her put her keys into 6 car
doors before she found the right one. As this was happening there where
a lot of people starting to leave but the officer was focused on the
woman thinking he had her.
The woman finally started the car and began to pull out unto the
road. The officer got behind her and flicked on his lights and told the
woman to pull over on the loud speaker. The cop then got out of his car
and asked the woman had she been drinking. "NO!" The woman said
defensivly. "What makes you think I was drinking!" The officer told the
woman how he observed her tripping and stumbling around the bar's
parking lot. The woman insisted that there was no way she was drunk. The
officer finally got angry and gave her a breatherlizer test. The test
came back 0.0. The officer was furious and demanded how that was
possible. The woman smiled and said, "TONIGHT I WAS THE DESIGNATED
DECOY!"

oldie but a goody.

I love that one cuz we've done that before.