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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 108
longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 09/02/08 09:08 AM
I use spf 50 sunscreen.

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Tue 09/02/08 09:08 AM
Is she a "fury" ? new kitty stuffed animal???

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Tue 09/02/08 09:08 AM
dear diary, please do not to make bubbles in the pool of oiler bokay

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/02/08 09:09 AM
I should be getting the big bottle of cheap perfume that my sister used to like 5 years ago.......for my birthday!!! Do you think I should tell my dad that my sister used to like it and not me??? Im tired of using it as air freshener!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/02/08 09:10 AM
OK OK EVERYBODY QUIT HAVING BIRTHDAYS BECAUSE I CANT KEEP UP!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/02/08 09:11 AM
and xmas will come and geeeeeeeeeeeeez NOT AGAIN!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/02/08 09:12 AM
thank god my friend sherry is a jw.......her birthday is sept 5!!!

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Tue 09/02/08 09:12 AM
then mine! Gypsy.you can send me the same thing as last year, if you want [ quote] and xmas will come and geeeeeeeeeeeeez NOT AGAIN!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/02/08 09:14 AM
then mine! Gypsy.you can send me the same thing as last year, if you want [ quote] and xmas will come and geeeeeeeeeeeeez NOT AGAIN!!! I will ddn..............same thing......would you like that air wrapped in a pretty bow???

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Tue 09/02/08 09:16 AM
cool...if it's really pretty ..i can use it in a high pony

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 09/02/08 09:16 AM
lhb has won ...drumroll please... a lifetime supply of Preparation-H for his posts on the "unusual fetish" thread!! ....thank you, thank you. Holds up colostomy bag trophy. First I'd like to thank all of you for being here. Then I'd like to thank GOD for giving me wit and wisdom. Then I'd like to thank my parents for having me. And then I'd like to thank all musicians with one name. Thank you sting, maddonna, michael, slash. And last but not least, I'd like to thank the guy who without him none of this would be possible- kirk. Without his 3 "I want a woman to fart in my mouth" threads, none of this would be possible. Love ya man. Keep up the good fight! I love you all! Thank you!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/02/08 09:18 AM
cool...if it's really pretty ..i can use it in a high pony lmaooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/02/08 09:18 AM
lhb has won ...drumroll please... a lifetime supply of Preparation-H for his posts on the "unusual fetish" thread!! ....thank you, thank you. Holds up colostomy bag trophy. First I'd like to thank all of you for being here. Then I'd like to thank GOD for giving me wit and wisdom. Then I'd like to thank my parents for having me. And then I'd like to thank all musicians with one name. Thank you sting, maddonna, michael, slash. And last but not least, I'd like to thank the guy who without him none of this would be possible- kirk. Without his 3 "I want a woman to fart in my mouth" threads, none of this would be possible. Love ya man. Keep up the good fight! I love you all! Thank you! hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa STOP!!!! STOP OR YOUR GOING TO MAKE ME FART........ in your mouth!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 09/02/08 09:21 AM
I clicked on the number under kirks name this morning and scrolled through his posts. Dat boy needs help. Few forks short of a dinnerware set.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/02/08 09:22 AM
I wonder how many sporks short I am from reading my posts????

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Tue 09/02/08 09:22 AM
hands out Vigorsol mints to everyone in the diary... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHiFx7UDJK8

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/02/08 09:25 AM
hands out Vigorsol mints to everyone in the diary... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHiFx7UDJK8 You have no idea how much that farting chipmunk resembles biker!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/02/08 09:26 AM
put a little blonde wig on it and voila!!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 09/02/08 09:27 AM
And what did I discover? 30, lives at home with his 44 year old mother in ohio. Her 44 year old boyfreind recently drank himself to death. Loves video games, virgin, gay, and longs for an attractive woman to fart in his mouth. Every womans dream guy.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/02/08 09:29 AM
his mom is 44?