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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 108
ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Tue 09/02/08 08:35 AM
no! i'm HOT

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 09/02/08 08:36 AM
I spent my allowance on birthday cards. Sent one to tara whose birthday is september 4th. I sent one to harold whose birthday is september 6th. I sent one to sherry whose birthday is september 7th. I sent one to colleen whose birthday is september 15th.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/02/08 08:37 AM
IM HOT!!! AND IM HAVING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES!!! Hey biker.......you should have some snail mail any day

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/02/08 08:37 AM
where is my FK YOU SHAW CABLE PIC???

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Tue 09/02/08 08:40 AM
<-----is changing name to Shaw cable

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Tue 09/02/08 08:43 AM
no fukc me!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 09/02/08 08:47 AM
And two of my buddies from town- paul and chil- have the same birthday as me- september 10th. We all have ass length hair and wicked sense of humor. The bars and taverns will not let us in anymore as a group on our birthday to celebrate. Something about moral standards, nudity laws, fire codes, and federal inciting riots laws. Cmon! They were just sticks of dynamite taped to GM headbolts! We were drunk and fishing off the patio of the tavern. No big deal. I gotta keller B card for the dynamite. Its all legal. Damn natives. Whaddya mean within city limits? You cops are no fun.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/02/08 08:50 AM
oh crap!!! Its my mom's birthday today!! Hmmmmmmmm I wonder what a 20 yr old girl would want???

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/02/08 08:50 AM
She told me she was 20 yrs old the other night.......Hmmmmmmmmm flowers?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/02/08 08:51 AM
new kitty stuffed animal???

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 09/02/08 08:52 AM
"Were you guys lighting off dynamite?" "WHAT?! WHAT?!! CAN'T HEAR YOU OFFICER!! MY EARS ARE RINGING FROM THE DYNAMITE!"

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/02/08 08:54 AM
Dear diary......I dont think biker's mom taught him the word........DANGER........ I taught mini me the word DANGER!!! He finally believed in the word danger when I told him not to stick his finger in the fire........ DANGER!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/02/08 08:59 AM
wow.......Im going to be 43~~!! QUICK!!!WHEREEEEEEEZ THE OIL OF OLD AGE???

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Tue 09/02/08 09:02 AM
co-enzyme Q 10 keeps me young and beautiful

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Tue 09/02/08 09:03 AM
beep beep beep...backs up a large tanker truckload of "oiler bokay" and hooks up the 12 inck line to the Dairy!!

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Tue 09/02/08 09:04 AM
leaves just enough in the tank to re-fill the backyard blow up pool when i get home!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/02/08 09:04 AM
co-enzyme Q 10 keeps me young and beautiful I was just going to ask what your secret was......

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/02/08 09:05 AM
I need to go in and take a dip......

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 09/02/08 09:05 AM
Warm fuzzy socks. Everyone loves warm fuzzy socks.

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Tue 09/02/08 09:07 AM
lhb has won ...drumroll please... a lifetime supply of Preparation-H for his posts on the "unusual fetish" thread!!