but i don't live in baltimore???

I just want to go surfing.......thats all......is that too much to ask???

my vacation dates are all screwed up.......all the cheap vacas are different or specific dates......

You guys cheered me up. Thanks. Long holiday weekend. I should have never answered my phone at all. Every phone call was someone trying to dump their drama on me to solicit sympathy. Just ridiculous. I had 30 calls from 30 people and the only respectable call was from my biker bud larry. Beers cold, sweetcorns hot, and the burgers are on the grill, stop on by!

It's a conspiracy, Gypsy.

It's all them plotting to fix your vacation time to coincide with other suckers for sandy beaches and blue waters and skimpy bikinis.

Hehehe....hehe.

I dont need to incite drama on the phone........I can do that right here!!!

Welcome to my lions den!!!

I dont like those b*stards!!! but even if I break the bank.......IM GOING!!!

Thanks back atchya! Escpecially for your tirades and sequels to Sir Fartsniffer.

I haven't laughed so hard...You're good. Start writing for comedians!

i keep imagining myself walking on the beach......early morning.......watching the sun rise.....

Shoulda came earlier to sturgis. It was hot. Don't hit me.

yaaaaaaaaaa well if my dad would have told me that my son wasnt going to be around for his birthday then maybe I could have done something about it!!!! Im coming to hit you biker!!!

and you cant surf at sturgis!!!! and I didnt see any blue water........

Just so that you know (copy/paste for later) you are doing the right thing, in my book.

I took the bankroll (small) and blew it on an interlude in Sacramento, a few months ago. It was the best investment in the coming year. There isn't any second-best way to treat yourself.
Go for it.

...I do. Jay leno pays 100 bucks a joke.

Yes it will be.....everyone here knows Im going to explode any second if I dont take some time away....

So, Gypsy, have you considered taekwondo, or some other form of violent release that is calculated to spike the aggressor hormones and deliver the gut-level satisfaction of ruining some pervert's nut life?

I did that, and running, and free climbing over chasms...to take the edge off...until I got this job where I go 4-wheeling on ice-covered roads in heavy traffic.

Ive watched every episode of Kung fu the legend continues.....I dont need lessons.....for I know all kimosabe!!!

besides....Im too tired after work at 11 pm to do my tai kwan do......

ahhhh grasshoppa

When you make time for yourself, you feel the energy of the universe entering your body

MY JOB is a workout..........maybe yoga???

....holding hands with biker. Playing footsy and writing words in the sand. Drinking fruity drinks with umbrellas in coconut half shells. Watching the beautiful sunrise and waiting for the tide to subside and the waves to start so we can grab a big board and cop a few rides back to shore. Biker keeps giving me those long kisses but I spend too much time analyzing them instead of enjoying them. Our "From here to eternity" sex on the beach this morning with the waves rolling over us was just bliss. I had 4 orgasms. Wish I could put biker in a box and mail him home to me.