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"TEXAS FRIENDS"
FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk TEXAS FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your drunk naked ass is taking a piss in the bushes. ------------------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs TEXAS FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up ------------------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. TEXAS FRIENDS: Know some wild **** will happen, and set up rally points. ------------------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. TEXAS FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...that **** was fun " ------------------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Cry with you. TEXAS FRIENDS: laugh at you ---------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. TEXAS FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place. ------------------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone. TEXAS FRIENDS: Will Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team. ------------------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. TEXAS FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. ------------------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. TEXAS FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. -------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. TEXAS FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" ---------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar. TEXAS FRIENDS: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out. ------------------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come. TEXAS FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night. ----------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. TEXAS FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "You better drink the rest of that ****, you know we don't waste. That's alcohol abuse!!!" HAHAHAHA !!!! ----------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week. TEXAS Friends: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long. --------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore". TEXAS FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then 2 minutes later "okay, just one more!". ------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will talk **** to the person who talks **** about you. TEXAS FRIENDS: Will knock them the F**k out!! ------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you." TEXAS FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you. ---------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will ignore this TEXAS FRIENDS: Will re-send this to ALL of their KICKASS TEXAS friends!!! 
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yep
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Hey....are all of your Texas friends from Indiana? Sound a lot alike
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I want Texas friends
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FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk WISCONSIN FRIENDS: Encourages you to do something stupid so they can piss themselves on the floor holding their stomaches cause they can't stop laughing ------------------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs WISCONSIN FRIENDS: Don't even realize they're your parents and start asking them to come out to the bars wit you ------------------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. WISCONSIN FRIENDS: Never want a drinking night to go smoothly and purposely make sure that everyone is home late ------------------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. WISCONSIN FRIENDS: Will either be bailing you out to go drinking again, or sitting right next to ya cracking up ------------------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Cry with you. WISCONSIN FRIENDS: hands you a drink ---------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. WISCONSIN FRIENDS: Don't even know where they get the clothes in their closet. ------------------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone. WISCONSIN FRIENDS: Will barge into the room and yell HAND CHECK! ------------------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. WISCONSIN FRIENDS: Knows so much about you, they'd rather drink then share your life story ------------------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. WISCONSIN FRIENDS: Will have whoever left you...their name, number, social security number, address within 2 hours -------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. WISCONSIN FRIENDS: Walks right in and takes a big dump in your toilet ---------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar. WISCONSIN FRIENDS: Get the bouncer fired. ------------------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come. WISCONSIN FRIENDS: Will come get your broke ass and show some tits for some free drinks! ----------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. WISCONSIN FRIENDS: Sends over more shots to make sure you get F-ed up! ----------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week. WISCONSIN Friends: Can't even remember what they all did yesterday, how are they suppose to remember who owes who money? --------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore". WISCONSIN FRIENDS: Buys another round of Tequila ------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will talk **** to the person who talks **** about you. WISCONSIN FRIENDS: Beat them up til the ambulance arrives, at least we're that nice ------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you." WISCONSIN FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you. ---------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will ignore this WISCONSIN FRIENDS: Will laugh and have another sip of their beer, most likely reposting this everywhere they can |
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couldn't help myself. 
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That was good caught me a chuckle
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 texas gal was wondering are you not aloud to drink on the beach?I figured you would know
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I have dutifully redirected the above to my Texas and Wisconsin friends…
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texas gal was wondering are you not aloud to drink on the beach?I figured you would know
Lmao girl I have no clue I'm no where near a beach. Heck ya not suppose to drink while on the lake ya think that stops Texans  If we want to drink we drink even if we are not suppose to that is why they make cups with lids on them lmao
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