An 85 year old man marries a 23 year old woman. After a wonderful year of honeymooning, the bride suddenly doesn't feel well and the husband takes her to the doctor.

The doctor finishes his exam and pulls the old man into his office. He tells the husband, "Your wife is pregnant."

"Why that's wonderful news, Doc!" the old man exclaims.

The doctor proceeds to tell him a story..."I had a friend that used to hunt rhinos in Africa. It was the most amazing site I ever saw. He would enter the jungle armed with only an umbrella. The rhino would see him, charge him and the man was never scared. He simply pointed the umbrella at the rhino, shouted 'bang!' and the rhino would fall over dead."

"Why that's impossible Doc!" the old man sputtered, "someone must have shot from the side!"

"That's exactly my point old man!"

very good