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rainysky39 Joined Sun 01/20/08 Posts: 4071	Mon 08/25/08 11:05 AM
---------------------------- Billy and Jimmy are playing out on the playground. Jimmy turns to Billy and says, "Billy, what's a penis?" Billy replies, "I don't know. I'll ask my parents when I get home." So that afternoon Billy goes home. Billy's mom is in the kitchen. Billy goes up to her and asks, "Mom, what's a penis?" Billy's mom says, "Billy! Don't ask me questions like that! Go ask your father." So Billy runs off and finds his father, reading the afternoon paper. Billy asks his father, "Dad, what's a penis?" Billy's father seems quite pleased with his son's question. "Ah, my son is becoming a man!" Billy's father stands up, undoes his pants, pulls them and his underwear down. "This, my son, this is a penis," says Billy's father. "And for your information, this is not just any old penis. This is a 'perfect' penis." Now fully informed, Billy returns to school the next day. At recess Jimmy approaches Billy. "Hey, Billy, did you find out what a penis is?" "Yeah, I did," Billy says, and leads Jimmy back behind some tress where no one can see them. Billy undoes his pants, pulls them and his underwear down and says, "Jimmy, this is a penis. And not only that: if it were three inches shorter, it would be a 'perfect' penis."

Madtanker03 Joined Thu 02/28/08 Posts: 262	Mon 08/25/08 11:18 AM
---------------------------- Billy and Jimmy are playing out on the playground. Jimmy turns to Billy and says, "Billy, what's a penis?" Billy replies, "I don't know. I'll ask my parents when I get home." So that afternoon Billy goes home. Billy's mom is in the kitchen. Billy goes up to her and asks, "Mom, what's a penis?" Billy's mom says, "Billy! Don't ask me questions like that! Go ask your father." So Billy runs off and finds his father, reading the afternoon paper. Billy asks his father, "Dad, what's a penis?" Billy's father seems quite pleased with his son's question. "Ah, my son is becoming a man!" Billy's father stands up, undoes his pants, pulls them and his underwear down. "This, my son, this is a penis," says Billy's father. "And for your information, this is not just any old penis. This is a 'perfect' penis." Now fully informed, Billy returns to school the next day. At recess Jimmy approaches Billy. "Hey, Billy, did you find out what a penis is?" "Yeah, I did," Billy says, and leads Jimmy back behind some tress where no one can see them. Billy undoes his pants, pulls them and his underwear down and says, "Jimmy, this is a penis. And not only that: if it were three inches shorter, it would be a 'perfect' penis." Now that is just too damned funny!!!

SKPCG Joined Mon 03/03/08 Posts: 14708	Mon 08/25/08 11:20 AM


rainysky39 Joined Sun 01/20/08 Posts: 4071	Mon 08/25/08 12:00 PM
---------------------------- Billy and Jimmy are playing out on the playground. Jimmy turns to Billy and says, "Billy, what's a penis?" Billy replies, "I don't know. I'll ask my parents when I get home." So that afternoon Billy goes home. Billy's mom is in the kitchen. Billy goes up to her and asks, "Mom, what's a penis?" Billy's mom says, "Billy! Don't ask me questions like that! Go ask your father." So Billy runs off and finds his father, reading the afternoon paper. Billy asks his father, "Dad, what's a penis?" Billy's father seems quite pleased with his son's question. "Ah, my son is becoming a man!" Billy's father stands up, undoes his pants, pulls them and his underwear down. "This, my son, this is a penis," says Billy's father. "And for your information, this is not just any old penis. This is a 'perfect' penis." Now fully informed, Billy returns to school the next day. At recess Jimmy approaches Billy. "Hey, Billy, did you find out what a penis is?" "Yeah, I did," Billy says, and leads Jimmy back behind some tress where no one can see them. Billy undoes his pants, pulls them and his underwear down and says, "Jimmy, this is a penis. And not only that: if it were three inches shorter, it would be a 'perfect' penis." Now that is just too damned funny!!! Glad you think so.....thought I was the only one that even got the joke! LOL

rainysky39 Joined Sun 01/20/08 Posts: 4071	Mon 08/25/08 05:31 PM
Guess we were the only 2

Army_Strong Joined Sat 03/22/08 Posts: 1254	Mon 08/25/08 09:32 PM
HAHAHAHA!

Wolf19 Joined Wed 01/23/08 Posts: 6172	Mon 08/25/08 09:36 PM
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mathildakora Joined Mon 11/19/07 Posts: 5	Tue 08/26/08 06:04 PM
c'on it's very funny

sami29 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 25	Wed 08/27/08 12:45 PM
his dad sounds like my x!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Army_Strong Joined Sat 03/22/08 Posts: 1254	Wed 08/27/08 01:21 PM
his dad sounds like my x!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The fact he would whip it out like that... OR because his "perfect" penis is 2 inches shorter than a kids?