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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 106
purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Wed 08/27/08 12:16 AM
my Johnson is sooo old it was my moms , it was still in a WOODWARDS box

scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Wed 08/27/08 12:17 AM
I've been cooking my back on johnson for a few hours now if I keep it really hot its not so bad but as soon as the heats gone its angry again right side spasming muscle ball man hands ......oh I WISH the man hands where REAL maybe if I put my work gloves in the microwave for a bit...?.. Have you got a real rolling pin, in the kitchen? You could put it on the floor, lie down and get situated just right, and move until it's doing the job. You control the pressure, direction, and all that. Just a thought.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 08/27/08 12:20 AM
my Johnson is sooo old it was my moms , it was still in a WOODWARDS box ya well one day your johnsoon will die like mine did........mine was old too...............I miss him immensely!!!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Wed 08/27/08 12:20 AM
I wouldnt put my rolling pin on the floor ...... its emaculate!!! an I wouldnt be able to manuver like that , I'm a cripan if I managed to get down to the floor I dont think I would be able to get back up

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Wed 08/27/08 12:21 AM
my Johnson is sooo old it was my moms , it was still in a WOODWARDS box ya well one day your johnsoon will die like mine did........mine was old too...............I miss him immensely!!!! I KNOW!!! an I keep looking for a replacement but have found nothing suitable

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 08/27/08 12:21 AM
Ive had to take hot baths every night too purple..........the weather????

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 08/27/08 12:22 AM
what a bunch of cripples we are!!! Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!! wanna date us??? we can barely walk!!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 08/27/08 12:22 AM
Gypsy I seen your crunt song you sent me. It wouldn't download. Figured I'd let you know.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 08/27/08 12:23 AM
Gypsy I seen your crunt song you sent me. It wouldn't download. Figured I'd let you know. ok,,,,,,,,,,,too bad..............it would dl for anyone else.

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Wed 08/27/08 12:24 AM
ya the weather pulled a drastic change on us ,its like the earth tilted ever so slightly and the climate hath reverted to the darkside .....the cold side ..... the barometer fell ALOT

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 08/27/08 12:24 AM
I'm a cripple too!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Wed 08/27/08 12:25 AM
what a bunch of cripples we are!!! Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!! wanna date us??? we can barely walk!!!! I"VE FALLEN AND I CANT GET UP !!! (they need a wrinkled up crippled emoticon for us)

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 08/27/08 12:25 AM
ya the weather pulled a drastic change on us ,its like the earth tilted ever so slightly and the climate hath reverted to the darkside .....the cold side ..... the barometer fell ALOT I knowwwwwwwwwwww!!! This is why I need heat!!! where did our summmer go????

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 08/27/08 12:26 AM
what a bunch of cripples we are!!! Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!! wanna date us??? we can barely walk!!!! I"VE FALLEN AND I CANT GET UP !!! (they need a wrinkled up crippled emoticon for us) hahahahaaaaaaaaaaa crawling to the computer emo for us!!!! along with the nutty crazy having a nervous breakdown look!!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 08/27/08 12:27 AM
Its seasonable here. Cool at night. Borderline hot during the day. Supposed to be 85 today in chitcago.

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Wed 08/27/08 12:28 AM
<<-- just needs some hair

scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Wed 08/27/08 12:29 AM
The up side of dating crips is that they stay with you...and they moan a lot.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 08/27/08 12:29 AM
I want a farting emoticon not a prune emoticon.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 08/27/08 12:29 AM
It says its 69 in american here,,,,,,,,,,,cold for me.........ITS been a crappy summer here.........normally over 110!!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Wed 08/27/08 12:30 AM
The up side of dating crips is that they stay with you...and they moan a lot.