Honey honey
Baby don't you want a man like me
Honey honey
Baby don't you want a man like me
He was the Playboy Type (he smoked a pipe)
His fav'rite phrase was "OUTA-SITE!"
He had an Irish Setter
It was a singles bar, a Tuesday night
The moon was dim, the band was tight
They did the Bump together
What a splendid sight, her teeth were white
The drinks were cheap (it was Ladies Nite)
He was glad that he met her
She was an office girl (her name was Betty)
Her fav'rite group was HELEN REDDY
(They discussed the weather)

HONEY DONT YOU WANNA MAN LIKE ME-ZAPPA

HI KATHIE

Turpentine and dandelion wine
I've turned the corner and I'm doin' fine
Shootin' at the birds on the telephone line
Pickin' em off with this gun of mine
I got a fire in my belly
And a fire in my head
Goin' higher and higher
Until I'm dead
Sister Sue, she's short and stout
She didn't grow up - she grew out
Mama says she's plain but she's just bein' kind
Papa thinks she's pretty but he's almost blind
Don't let her out much 'cept at night
But I don't care 'cause I'm all right
Oh, the sun shines bright on
My Old Kentucky Home
And the young folks roll on the floor
Oh, the sun shines bright on
My Old Kentucky Home
Keep them hard times away from my door
Brother Gene, he's big and mean
And he don't have much to say
He had a little woman who he whupped each day
But now she's gone away
He got drunk last night
Kicked mama down the stairs
But I'm all right so I don't care

My Old Kentucky Home-Randy Newman

I am the clouds
I am embroidered
a am the author of all tucks & damask piping
I am the Chrome Dinette
I am the Chrome Dinette
I am the eggs of all persuasion
I am all days & nights
I am all days & nights
I am all days & nights
I am all days & nights
I am here
And you are my sofa
I am here
And you are my sofa
I am here
And you are my sofa

zappa - sofa #2

and i
just wish that i didn't feel
like there was something i missed
and i
take back all the things i said
to make you feel like that
and i
just wish that i didn't feel
like there was something i missed
and i
take back all the things i said to you

and i give it all away
just to have somewhere to go to
give it all away
to have someone to come home to

this is my December
these are my snow covered dreams
this is me pretending
this is all i need

my December

I got about half high so I spent the whole weekend out
I got home Monday morning tore up like a can of Kraut
My only suit was layin' on the steps
I just picked up and run and I ain't been back there since
Well mad yeah she's mad
It's back to the doghouse I know from the practice I've had
When she's mad I play a dangerous game
In the obituary column they've already printed my name

Dave Dudley - Mad

told you about strawberry fields,
You know the place where nothing is real
Well here's antoher place you can go
Where everthing flows.
Looking through the bent backed tulips
To see how the other half lives
Looking through a glass onion.


----Beatles

Now what's that sound from under the door?
He's pounding nails into a
Hardwood floor... and I
Swear to god I heard someone
Moaning low... and I keep
Seeing the blue light of a
T.V. show...
He has a router
And a table saw... and you
Won't believe what Mr. Sticha saw
There's poison underneath the sink
Of course... But there's also
Enough formaldehyde to choke
A horse... What's he building
In there. What the hell is he
Building in there? I heard he
Has an ex-wife in some place
Called Mayors Income, Tennessee
And he used to have a
consulting business in Indonesia...
but what is he building in there?
What the hell is building in there?

Tom Waits - What's He Building?

"Rainbow In The Dark"

Ronnie James Dio



When there's lightning - you know it always brings me down
Cause it's free and I see that it's me
Who's lost and never found
I cry out for magic - I feel it dancing in the light
But it was cold - I lost my hold
To the shadows of the night

There's no sign of the morning coming
You've been left on your own
Like a Rainbow in the Dark
A rainbow in the dark

This is getting old.
I can't break these chains that I hold
My body's growing cold
There's nothing left of this mind or my soul.
Addiction needs a pacifier, the buzz of this poison is taking me higher.
This will fall away, this will fall away.

You're getting closer
To pushing me off of life's little edge.
'Cause I'm a loser
And sooner or later you know I'll be dead.
You're getting closer
You're holding the rope and I'm taking the fall
'Cause I'm a loser
I'm a loser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i mean everything i say,

i would never hurt you,

I opened my heart,

belive that, open up your heart,

i aian't talking to nobody else but you,!

"oooh baby baby baby its a wild world," C.Stevens

Martha my dear you have always been my inspiration

-----Beatles

"Making love and music's the only things worth fighting for"

Prince

"Lay you down and softly whisper pretty love words in your ear."

Conway Twitty

'she thinks my tractor's sexy'

Imaginary lovers
Never turn you down
If all the others turn you away
They're around

It's my private pleasure
With my fantasy
Someone to share my wildest dreams
With me

Imaginary lover,
You're mine, anytime,
Imaginary lover,
Ooh yeah

To kiss my lips will leave you cold tonight
(you'll need my blood)
And I'll devote my life
Come fly to me, I'll show you what it's like
(when the full moon shines)
We'll stop hearts together

It's just like me to attach affection to a second chance
So pull me any closer and I can tell you how it ends

Pull away from this embrace before it's too late
("Violent Kiss" by Eyes Set to Kill)

Swallow my Words, taste my thoughts,

and it's it to nasty spit it back at me,

2 more inchs, i would been in that casket,


I tell my girl when you F@ck me you better f@ckgood,

cuz if another girl could she would,

I got game like stuart, Fresh out the Espn shop,

i make rain in the club

I got a man

what your man gotta do with me,

i aian't tryin hear that C,

Im not a dub so don't play me like a clown,