Up until one century ago there lived,
in the Zi Duang provence of eastern country.
A glass-like spider.
Having devoured its prey it would drape the skeletons over its web in weeks creating a macabre shrine of remains.
Its web was also unique in that it had many layers, like floors in a buuilding.
At the top of this palace-like place, assembled with almost apparent care, were tiny shining objects, glass, beads, dew-drops.

Glass Spider-Bowie

Down Below...
He'll Bend You Over
Little Red Rover
Bend You Right Over
Some Casanova
Go To Your Momma
Little Chihuahua
Get Back To Your Momma
Little Chihuahua
!!!!Oh The Bulldog!!!!
Who's Got The Bulldog
Down Below?

Tracy Bonham - Bulldog

I am the man
of constent sarrow
I've seen trouble all my day...
for 6 long years I been in trouble ....

one thing,i dont know why
it doesnt even matter how hard you try,
keep that in mind
and when the time is right
ill explain all in due time
all i know...

clap for the wolfman!

Ferrari engines leave your whoe F@cking block tremblin, -shyne- that's gangsta

Like like father like son, in stores now if you got it you are great,by the way i got you, ya digggggg this is what she told, IMMMMM lost with out you, i can't help my self, how does it feel i love ya baby wayne-outro

The forty dollar bill didn't matter no more
When her sister got nekkid an laid on the floor
She said dinah-moe might win the bet
But she could use a little ------- if I wasn't done yet

so I pulled on her hair
Got her legs in the air
An asked if she had any cooties in there

Frank Zappa - Dinah Moe Hum

They call me the juice,

when im at the strip club,

i put down a 100, or a dub,

it dosn't matter i know im a stud,

when i leave the club, imma f@ck,

like brack o bomba says it time for a change,

3-6 lolli lolli

tryin to catch me ridin dirty

........."Don't you want somebody to love", don't you need somebody to love, wouldn't you love somebody to love...you better find somebody to LOVE..... Jefferson Airplane

And in the end, the love you take.

is equal to the love you make.

The End - The Beatles

Wadda mean cooties, no cooties on me.

She was buns up kneelin,

I was wheelin` and dealin`

She surrendered to the feelin

And she started into squealin

Dynamo watched from the edge of the bed

With her lips justa twitchin and her face gone red.

Ahhhhhhhhh yessssssssss. Life just ain`t the same since Frank left us.

Frank Zappa R.I.P.

Some of the greatest concerts I have ever been to were to see Frank Zappa live.

zzzzzzzup newbie?

give me ,your dirty love
the way your mama make her fuzzy poodle do

give me ,your dirty love
the way your mama make that nasty poodle chew






yes,Frank

yes, i was fortunate enough to see him live at the cow palace in SF before he passed no audience participation tho

zappa plays zappa is good, but just not the same. dweez has some mighty big shoes to fill but he's doing a swell job

In the dangerous kitchen
If it ain't one thing it's another
In the middle of the night when you get home
The bread things are all dry 'n' scratchy
The meat things
Where the cats ate through the paper
The can things with the sharp little edges
That can cut your fingers when you're not looking
The soft little things on the floor that you step on
They can all be DANGEROUS

What will you do if we let you go home,
And the plastic's all melted,
And so is the chrome?
WHO ARE THE BRAIN POLICE?

What will you do when the label comes off,
And the plastic's all melted,
And the chrome is too soft?


for all you Zappa lovers

I got about half high so I spent the whole weekend out
I got home Monday morning tore up like a can of Kraut
My only suit was layin' on the steps
I just picked up and run and I ain't been back there since
Well mad yeah she's mad
It's back to the doghouse I know from the practice I've had
When she's mad I play a dangerous game
In the obituary column they've already printed my name

Dave Dudley - Mad

my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun

you smell me girl i smell like money,-weezy f baby

swallow my words taste my thoughts, and it if it nasty spit back me, two more inchs i would been in that casket, according to the doctor i could died in traffic, abracadabra, im up like viagra