Topic: What is the deal...
YouveBeenServed's photo
Wed 08/20/08 12:35 AM




I dress in drag and pretend to be a hooker keeping my head turned away from the road sometimes, just so I can see the look on the guy's face when they pull up and shout "What's up baby?" and I turn around and say "Hi, my name's Carl. What would you like to do?" It's hard to explain that to the cops when they ask me what I'm up to and I reply "I'm just trying to have a fun time."


That is fantastic!!! So, when the wrong guy pulls up and blows your brains out of the back of your skull or stabs you 42 times just for kicks the cops will say "Hell that boy sure knew how to have some fun." Brilliant!!!!
He must be upset because he had something very similar happen to him.


No... No... I just would hate to hear that you became the victim of anal rape or multiple gun shot wounds. Then again you may want that and that is why you are standing on street corners dressed like a woman. I don’t know...but it’s risky.


Being from Carrolton, it's probably true. You might have tried picking up a hooker and by mistake found an Adam's Apple or even a pair of lovely coconuts!

no photo
Wed 08/20/08 12:36 AM

with guys wanting my number or for me to call them after only sending me like 2 messages on here..... it drives me up the f*cking wall!!
:banana: Ahhh be GLAD,,,,,because when NO-ONE WANTS your number,,,,,THATS WHEN YA NEED SOME HELP,wink..:banana: drinker :heart:

I personally like to TALK,,more than TYPE,lol,lol
But THATS ME....scared slaphead

YouveBeenServed's photo
Wed 08/20/08 12:36 AM





I dress in drag and pretend to be a hooker keeping my head turned away from the road sometimes, just so I can see the look on the guy's face when they pull up and shout "What's up baby?" and I turn around and say "Hi, my name's Carl. What would you like to do?" It's hard to explain that to the cops when they ask me what I'm up to and I reply "I'm just trying to have a fun time."


That is fantastic!!! So, when the wrong guy pulls up and blows your brains out of the back of your skull or stabs you 42 times just for kicks the cops will say "Hell that boy sure knew how to have some fun." Brilliant!!!!
He must be upset because he had something very similar happen to him.


No... No... I just would hate to hear that you became the victim of anal rape or multiple gun shot wounds. Then again you may want that and that is why you are standing on street corners dressed like a woman. I don’t know...but it’s risky.


Being from Carrolton, it's probably true. You might have tried picking up a hooker and by mistake found an Adam's Apple or even a pair of lovely coconuts!
You know, you're not supposed to look for Peaches in pairs!

alicat4213's photo
Wed 08/20/08 12:36 AM


I've been shaking it all night!! Where yall been?!


Watching...from the corner.



laugh laugh

izzie's photo
Wed 08/20/08 12:36 AM


come to the dark side.....

we have COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!


What have you put in them?
devil devil devil devil devil devil devil devil devil only the best for you mayhem...

hinkypoepoe's photo
Wed 08/20/08 12:36 AM



I dress in drag and pretend to be a hooker keeping my head turned away from the road sometimes, just so I can see the look on the guy's face when they pull up and shout "What's up baby?" and I turn around and say "Hi, my name's Carl. What would you like to do?" It's hard to explain that to the cops when they ask me what I'm up to and I reply "I'm just trying to have a fun time."


That is fantastic!!! So, when the wrong guy pulls up and blows your brains out of the back of your skull or stabs you 42 times just for kicks the cops will say "Hell that boy sure knew how to have some fun." Brilliant!!!!


ok you do realizee that he was joking right?? Cool down dude don't ruin the fun!!


Yes so was I

no photo
Wed 08/20/08 12:39 AM
wow 5 pages to figure out that you wear your panties and your boobs are hanging out???? give meeeeeeeeeeeeee a break!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

no photo
Wed 08/20/08 12:39 AM
here is a thought!!! If you cant handle the fire.......stay out of the kitchen???devil laugh laugh laugh

Mayhem_J's photo
Wed 08/20/08 12:40 AM



I've been shaking it all night!! Where yall been?!


Watching...from the corner.



laugh laugh


Dont stop now...i'm just getting started...lol.

Mayhem_J's photo
Wed 08/20/08 12:40 AM



come to the dark side.....

we have COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!


What have you put in them?
devil devil devil devil devil devil devil devil devil only the best for you mayhem...



Rat poison? Spanish Fly? Little Blue Pill?

TheShadow's photo
Wed 08/20/08 12:41 AM

here is a thought!!! If you cant handle the fire.......stay out of the kitchen???devil laugh laugh laugh


Walks in, looks aroundscared runs back out:laughing:

izzie's photo
Wed 08/20/08 12:41 AM

wow 5 pages to figure out that you wear your panties and your boobs are hanging out???? give meeeeeeeeeeeeee a break!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh
drinker

msmyka's photo
Wed 08/20/08 12:41 AM




come to the dark side.....

we have COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!


What have you put in them?
devil devil devil devil devil devil devil devil devil only the best for you mayhem...



Rat poison? Spanish Fly? Little Blue Pill?


It's the RED PILL... you ready for it?

YouveBeenServed's photo
Wed 08/20/08 12:41 AM

here is a thought!!! If you cant handle the fire.......stay out of the kitchen???devil laugh laugh laugh
She posed in the bathroom. And I think she was standing in the tub.

FearandLoathing's photo
Wed 08/20/08 12:42 AM

with guys wanting my number or for me to call them after only sending me like 2 messages on here..... it drives me up the f*cking wall!!


I'll skip to the chase then...can I get your number?happy

Mayhem_J's photo
Wed 08/20/08 12:42 AM





come to the dark side.....

we have COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!


What have you put in them?
devil devil devil devil devil devil devil devil devil only the best for you mayhem...



Rat poison? Spanish Fly? Little Blue Pill?


It's the RED PILL... you ready for it?


Where the hell did you go?

alicat4213's photo
Wed 08/20/08 12:42 AM




I've been shaking it all night!! Where yall been?!


Watching...from the corner.



laugh laugh


Dont stop now...i'm just getting started...lol.


Come join me and stop being a chicken laugh

JaceKnows's photo
Wed 08/20/08 12:42 AM
I was gonna post in here, but now I'm thinking otherwise....

izzie's photo
Wed 08/20/08 12:42 AM




come to the dark side.....

we have COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!


What have you put in them?
devil devil devil devil devil devil devil devil devil only the best for you mayhem...



Rat poison? Spanish Fly? Little Blue Pill?
:wink: :wink:

not the first one..
bigsmile

other than that..


i do not know of the events of which you speak...:angel:

hinkypoepoe's photo
Wed 08/20/08 12:42 AM





I dress in drag and pretend to be a hooker keeping my head turned away from the road sometimes, just so I can see the look on the guy's face when they pull up and shout "What's up baby?" and I turn around and say "Hi, my name's Carl. What would you like to do?" It's hard to explain that to the cops when they ask me what I'm up to and I reply "I'm just trying to have a fun time."


That is fantastic!!! So, when the wrong guy pulls up and blows your brains out of the back of your skull or stabs you 42 times just for kicks the cops will say "Hell that boy sure knew how to have some fun." Brilliant!!!!
He must be upset because he had something very similar happen to him.


No... No... I just would hate to hear that you became the victim of anal rape or multiple gun shot wounds. Then again you may want that and that is why you are standing on street corners dressed like a woman. I don’t know...but it’s risky.





You know you're ruining this forum.... Its making me grumpy


Look sexy I was just putt'en in my two cents. I’m not serious. I would be happy to talk about anything you want... by the way what’s your phone number? Do you think lime green full body jogging apparel will ever come back into fashion? Love your pics...Sasssy