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Topic: What is the deal...
msmyka Joined Sat 03/22/08 Posts: 17079	Tue 08/19/08 11:48 PM
Sweet...i always wanted to be a hooker when i grew up. Now i just need to find a way to get paid for my services. I would suggest watching the movie Duece Bigalow for reference.

Mayhem_J Joined Mon 07/21/08 Posts: 14265	Tue 08/19/08 11:51 PM
Sweet...i always wanted to be a hooker when i grew up. Now i just need to find a way to get paid for my services. I would suggest watching the movie Duece Bigalow for reference. No no...ive got special talents. By tongue has a battery hook up.

alicat4213 Joined Thu 11/15/07 Posts: 9079	Tue 08/19/08 11:51 PM
I dress in drag and pretend to be a hooker keeping my head turned away from the road sometimes, just so I can see the look on the guy's face when they pull up and shout "What's up baby?" and I turn around and say "Hi, my name's Carl. What would you like to do?" It's hard to explain that to the cops when they ask me what I'm up to and I reply "I'm just trying to have a fun time." that is amazing

hinkypoepoe Joined Mon 08/04/08 Posts: 360	Tue 08/19/08 11:56 PM
I dress in drag and pretend to be a hooker keeping my head turned away from the road sometimes, just so I can see the look on the guy's face when they pull up and shout "What's up baby?" and I turn around and say "Hi, my name's Carl. What would you like to do?" It's hard to explain that to the cops when they ask me what I'm up to and I reply "I'm just trying to have a fun time." That is fantastic!!! So, when the wrong guy pulls up and blows your brains out of the back of your skull or stabs you 42 times just for kicks the cops will say "Hell that boy sure knew how to have some fun." Brilliant!!!!

alicat4213 Joined Thu 11/15/07 Posts: 9079	Tue 08/19/08 11:57 PM
I dress in drag and pretend to be a hooker keeping my head turned away from the road sometimes, just so I can see the look on the guy's face when they pull up and shout "What's up baby?" and I turn around and say "Hi, my name's Carl. What would you like to do?" It's hard to explain that to the cops when they ask me what I'm up to and I reply "I'm just trying to have a fun time." That is fantastic!!! So, when the wrong guy pulls up and blows your brains out of the back of your skull or stabs you 42 times just for kicks the cops will say "Hell that boy sure knew how to have some fun." Brilliant!!!! ok you do realizee that he was joking right?? Cool down dude don't ruin the fun!!

Mayhem_J Joined Mon 07/21/08 Posts: 14265	Wed 08/20/08 12:00 AM
Click....Boom....Splat!!

izzie Joined Wed 02/21/07 Posts: 31834	Wed 08/20/08 12:02 AM
I dress in drag and pretend to be a hooker keeping my head turned away from the road sometimes, just so I can see the look on the guy's face when they pull up and shout "What's up baby?" and I turn around and say "Hi, my name's Carl. What would you like to do?" It's hard to explain that to the cops when they ask me what I'm up to and I reply "I'm just trying to have a fun time." That is fantastic!!! So, when the wrong guy pulls up and blows your brains out of the back of your skull or stabs you 42 times just for kicks the cops will say "Hell that boy sure knew how to have some fun." Brilliant!!!!

YouveBeenServed Joined Sun 08/17/08 Posts: 118	Wed 08/20/08 12:04 AM
I dress in drag and pretend to be a hooker keeping my head turned away from the road sometimes, just so I can see the look on the guy's face when they pull up and shout "What's up baby?" and I turn around and say "Hi, my name's Carl. What would you like to do?" It's hard to explain that to the cops when they ask me what I'm up to and I reply "I'm just trying to have a fun time." That is fantastic!!! So, when the wrong guy pulls up and blows your brains out of the back of your skull or stabs you 42 times just for kicks the cops will say "Hell that boy sure knew how to have some fun." Brilliant!!!! He must be upset because he had something very similar happen to him.

chickayoshi Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 8621	Wed 08/20/08 12:04 AM
Whoa Nellie!

Mayhem_J Joined Mon 07/21/08 Posts: 14265	Wed 08/20/08 12:06 AM
This thread is dying fast.

chickayoshi Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 8621	Wed 08/20/08 12:12 AM
All the comedians went to wonderland to dream up new schemes for the next day.

izzie Joined Wed 02/21/07 Posts: 31834	Wed 08/20/08 12:13 AM
what are we going to do tonite brain???

Mayhem_J Joined Mon 07/21/08 Posts: 14265	Wed 08/20/08 12:14 AM
what are we going to do tonite brain??? Same thing we do every night Pinky. TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!

alicat4213 Joined Thu 11/15/07 Posts: 9079	Wed 08/20/08 12:16 AM
Alright I got my hooker gear on who wants to meet me on the corner?!

YouveBeenServed Joined Sun 08/17/08 Posts: 118	Wed 08/20/08 12:16 AM
Alright I got my hooker gear on who wants to meet me on the corner?! Hi, my name's Carl!

izzie Joined Wed 02/21/07 Posts: 31834	Wed 08/20/08 12:17 AM
what are we going to do tonite brain??? Same thing we do every night Pinky. TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!! YEA!!!!!!!

metalhead1969 Joined Thu 07/24/08 Posts: 4108	Wed 08/20/08 12:17 AM
Alright I got my hooker gear on who wants to meet me on the corner?! i'll be there

Mayhem_J Joined Mon 07/21/08 Posts: 14265	Wed 08/20/08 12:17 AM
Alright I got my hooker gear on who wants to meet me on the corner?! No one puts baby in the corner!!

alicat4213 Joined Thu 11/15/07 Posts: 9079	Wed 08/20/08 12:18 AM
Alright I got my hooker gear on who wants to meet me on the corner?! No one puts baby in the corner!!

izzie Joined Wed 02/21/07 Posts: 31834	Wed 08/20/08 12:18 AM
hooker gear goes on... the average girl becomes invisible again....