whip cream clothing......

belly button shots......

ok i can except that answer but you dont deny that they do it????

Regarding the topic: I will explain woman to you if you can explain men to me..

Ummm - men aren't that complicated, are they? I think beer and sex have been mentioned pretty consistently.

As for women...if you EXPLAIN our gender (if it's possible) you may have to be excommunicated...the power is in the mystery ( just try to use your power for good - not evil :) LOL!

They have trained their ears since childhood to not listen to their mothers.....and their brains can only concentrate on one thing which is nipples!!!

I can concentrate on beer also. As long as it's a St Paulies so I can stare at the girl also.

I do not affirm nor deny the question nor its myriad answers.

I believe forgiveness and starting each hour fresh with happiness.
I enjoy togetherness, but it doesn't have to make logical sense.
I want you to enjoy our time apart without being disturbed by unanswered questions and difficult issues at home. Because I want you to come home with your heart happy to be together, always.
I do not need to have issues resolved, answers agreed upon, or things to make sense, not nearly as much as I need you to be mine forever.
During the storm, during the flood, during the war, during the day's long trials, during the night's robbery of light, during the injuries of life and while the bleeding continues, the most wonderful thing is that I have you. I am not alone.
And I can have beer, and also have you. Life is better than good! So, show me your nipples. Be happy!

I agree that not all men fit this description, just like not all women own 567398403 shoes.

That being said, I do agree that there are some basic differences in how most men and women think about the health of a relationship.

It has always seemed to me that men don't let the issues within a relationship dictate how they feel about their partner, while women tend to feel that the issues define the relationship. Therefore, the lack of a mans interest in addressing it makes them feel like they don't care about them and not just the issue at hand.

I actually see it as a hidden strength, that men tend to view the relationship as stronger than any given issue within it, so it is a non issue in their minds.

It still cannot be helped that women will usually take noncompliance as a slap in the face. Therefore argument and hurt feelings cannot be helped in most cases.

My only evidence of this is simply what I personally read between the lines in the repetitive and age old argument....

He says, "I don't see what the big deal is."
She says, "You would, if you really cared my feelings."

And that's all I've got on this subject.

This is a very good understanding of "our nature"

We Do see the relationship as being greater than the issues...... but at the same time we just dont make mountains out of mole hills
We tend to see the "whole" asgreater than its parts......
Example.......a sixpack is <> or = to a beer???/

Whu'd she say?

They only want to hear what the want to hear .....oh ,
and they think they are always right...

When they know darn well they arent

Honey......can you take out the garbage sex and go to the store for me nipples and buy me some whip cream for the belly button shots and dont forget the kitty p* ssy litter!!!

In His infinite wisdom, God gave man two hears; unfortunately, only enough blood for one at a time.

"heads" - sposed to be "heads" not hears. I ain't got no hears.

Did you hear that! Men around the world just paused for a moment of silence.

So, you're saying men don't listen cause they have no hears?

That was good, No1s.

hahaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

If you sit on their chest.....they tend to listen!!!