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Topic: I will explain woman to you if you can explain men to me
alonenotlonely's photo
Sat 08/16/08 11:13 AM
Glad you said something. I had garbage in one hand and keys in the other headed out the door . . .

alonenotlonely's photo
Sat 08/16/08 11:15 AM

If you sit on their chest.....they tend to listen!!!devil laugh


I thought I 'membered that name. Just viewed your profile and I mammary . . . i mean 'member.

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Sat 08/16/08 11:15 AM

Glad you said something. I had garbage in one hand and keys in the other headed out the door . . .
will you remember the whip cream and kitty litter though????laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

alonenotlonely's photo
Sat 08/16/08 11:16 AM


Glad you said something. I had garbage in one hand and keys in the other headed out the door . . .
will you remember the whip cream and kitty litter though????laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh


Oh yeah.

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Sat 08/16/08 11:17 AM
They always do......nipples!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh

No1sLove's photo
Sat 08/16/08 11:19 AM
Edited by No1sLove on Sat 08/16/08 11:19 AM
If you use pillow talk as an opportunity, they only fall asleep faster, so you have to work it into the sex while their ears are wide open waiting for any ego stoking they might get. Instead, they will hear...

"Oh, baby...give me validation! Oh, yeah baby, that's the way to pump up the support! Show me you care about my feelings honey..oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah....YES! slaphead

alonenotlonely's photo
Sat 08/16/08 11:20 AM

They always do......nipples!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh


Actually, I think we spoke about motorcycles last year. Whipped Cream and Cat litter. Whipped Cream and Cat litter. Whipped Cream and Cat litter.

I feel like Odysseus hearing the Sirens.

alonenotlonely's photo
Sat 08/16/08 11:21 AM

If you use pillow talk as an opportunity, they only fall asleep faster, so you have to work it into the sex while their ears are wide open waiting for any ego stoking they might get. Instead, they will hear...

"Oh, baby...give me validation! Oh, yeah baby, that's the way to pump up the support! Show me you care about my feelings honey..oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah....YES! slaphead



Validation? Somebody had to go and bring a big word into the . . . now I remember what I was doing.

Fade2Black's photo
Sat 08/16/08 11:28 AM


it's because men were born with selective hearinglaugh
And women were born with selective HORMONES!!!!!!!!!



NICE save .. :laughing:

No1sLove's photo
Sat 08/16/08 11:34 AM


If you use pillow talk as an opportunity, they only fall asleep faster, so you have to work it into the sex while their ears are wide open waiting for any ego stoking they might get. Instead, they will hear...

"Oh, baby...give me validation! Oh, yeah baby, that's the way to pump up the support! Show me you care about my feelings honey..oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah....YES! slaphead



Validation? Somebody had to go and bring a big word into the . . . now I remember what I was doing.
Aww...there's nothing wrong with a little validation now and then. I don't know one person who doesn't feel fuzzy when their feelings are recognized as legitimate or they're told that their thoughts hold worth to another...especially the one they love. flowerforyou

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Sat 08/16/08 12:05 PM

If you sit on their chest.....they tend to listen!!!devil laugh


I dont think it's the chest.......
but if ya sit......I WILL LISTEN.......

pitchfork pitchfork pitchfork pitchfork

grmsimpson's photo
Sat 08/16/08 05:40 PM
sometimes as men we can be a bit arrogant in a womans feelings but until we mature in life we hesitate for other ones thoughts. We do get there in the end: well some of us do:smile:

baby_gurl's photo
Sat 08/16/08 05:47 PM

First question about men " why is it men dont really listen when woman try to talk about problems in the relationship but then when she is burnt out and ready to kick you too the curb she finally gets your attention and you act as if you never knew things were bad and there were any problems" BECAUSE you really never listened WHY??frown


oh my god its funny that u say that cause i just had the convo with the bf and he said the same thing that he had no ideal that anything was wrong and that everything was going good. and right now he doesn't understand why i am mad at him cause whatever i said he don't listen at all.

plikker's photo
Sat 08/16/08 06:02 PM
because they are only in the relationship for sex n companionship. if they really loved you, i mean really loved you, they would hang on your every word. ive been there.

cflbikedog's photo
Sat 08/16/08 06:05 PM


First question about men " why is it men dont really listen when woman try to talk about problems in the relationship but then when she is burnt out and ready to kick you too the curb she finally gets your attention and you act as if you never knew things were bad and there were any problems" BECAUSE you really never listened WHY??frown

Because men can't hear unless its the sentence "Hey babe..lets go have sex"..or "Go get a beer with your boys"laugh

This is a ridiculous and thoughtless statement- generalizations are for people who don't know how to think

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