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What is the funniest rumor you have ever heard about yourself?
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How rich I am.
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that i was a porn star.....come on I am a nice jewish girl from encino ..... Just because I am adirtygirl that doesnt mean i do porn...... But if i did I already have my porn name picked out/
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That I was a crackhead in high school Freakin haters
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Edited by
MirrorMirror
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Thu 08/14/08 09:02 PM
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that i was a porn star.....come on I am a nice jewish girl from encino ..... Just because I am adirtygirl that doesnt mean i do porn...... But if i did I already have my porn name picked out/ |
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Before I got married she heard that I had 3 kids in different states. Hell, I was only 21 then and only been with 2 before her. They didn't have any kids. Never did find out where that started from.
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That I was a crackhead in high school Freakin haters |
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that i was a porn star.....come on I am a nice jewish girl from encino ..... Just because I am adirtygirl that doesnt mean i do porn...... But if i did I already have my porn name picked out/ |
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That I was a crackhead in high school Freakin haters I mean I did do some drugs but never crack |
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That I was married and had kids
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That someone liked me!
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There was a recent rumor at work that I was sleeping with the boss and was now pregnant. It didn't take long to get that one stopped because a) I can't get pregnant
b) he's happily married and has a 2 wk old son c) his wife and I are really good friends. d) I'm not in any way a cheater! |
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That I was a "people person"....
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taht i was dating angelina jolie
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I was out to conquer !!! nope !! I need to be conquered !!
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If there are any rumors about me....I haven't actually heard them...lol
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that i was a porn star.....come on I am a nice jewish girl from encino ..... Just because I am adirtygirl that doesnt mean i do porn...... But if i did I already have my porn name picked out/ by the way the video store called and said that when you returned the video you saw of me you switched it with gay porn....please give them my video back |
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that i was doin 10-15 in canyon for puttin a cop in the hospital...
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The appliance repair man in my apt building told my neighbor that he knew me before I was married and had kids that I was a stripper at the local strip club.
Funny part my town doesn't have a strip club and never did. Ha |
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I walked into an establishment that I'd not been to in over a year, and all the old regulars were there and turned around and stared at me like they'd seen a ghost. The rumor has gone around that I had died in a car wreck. It was another gal named Rose that used go in there now and then.
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