any beaver that crosses the line will be eaten by me

coffee yuk !

well you have never had a Timmies's we have converted many a coffee hater....ALL HAIL TIM HORTON'S!!!!!!!

double double was actually put in the Dictionary this past year....

10. MYTH: Canada is full of tree hugging hippies.

~TRUTH: Canada isn't even close to being full. (they hate it when you cheek them like that.)

9. Myth: All Canadians are Bi-Lingual.

~TRUTH: Most of us slept through French class, know as much french as is displayed on cereal boxes and beer cans, and wonder if building an unscalable wall around Quebec would be considered 'seperation'.

8. MYTH: Most people who live in British Columbia are British.

~TRUTH: Sorry, if we were British, we would have gone along with your little "plan" of "world domination."

7. MYTH: Most Canadians are lumberjacks.

~TRUTH: Actually, we tried that. What happened was the people we were trading with started b!tching about losing money because we cut down trees so fast. Now half of us are in economics, so we can figure out all the new taxes for exporting to our 'neighbor'.

6. MYTH: Canadians love Celine Dion.

~TRUTH: For the love of all that is holy, no.

5. MYTH: If you are from Canada, you must know 'Glen'.

~TRUTH: I know this one has been overdone, but i have a good point to make: I don't know Bob either.

4. MYTH: Canada kisses the U.S.'s ass.

~TRUTH: No. We kiss holes in the ground and tea kettles. We thought you'd have figured that out by now. (might have to think a little for that one)

3. MYTH: Canadians love Curling.

~TRUTH: Most of us have never curled, think 'skipper' is the fat dude from Gilligan's Island, and wouldn't step on the ice without skates, a hockey stick, and a bottle of whiskey.

2. MYTH: Canadian beer has more alcohol than American beer, Canadians have nudity on TV that isn't pay-per-view, Canadians grow some of the best weed in the world.

~TRUTH: OK, you got us there.

1. MYTH: Canadians are all peace keeping Pacifists, and can't protect themselves.

~TRUTH: Well, most of us do evade unnecessary conflict, and we do prefer peace to war. We also think you did a great job rebuilding that big white house you got down there.

Let the American vs. Canadian debate begin!

Half my family is Canadian and I think we did a swell job rebuilding the white house.

OK guys, Whisper posted this thread in light hearted fun, and so far it pretty much has been.

Please help keep it that way,

Thanks,

Mark

I will admit on here...due to my mom being canadian...I'm canadian but only half!!!!

One of my little brothers in the frat was a Canadian who played hockey in Juniors. Two semesters with that guy forged my perception of the place forever.

Canada is full of honest, loyal, down-to-earth people who will stand by your side at your darkest hour. As an American, does anyone seriously think we could have a better neighbor???

I suppose Syria would be better border-mates?

Whisper
LTS
Sunny

You cats rule ...

(((((((Clean)))))) How have you been hun?

You stand in "line-ups" or "queues" (in Victoria, BC) at the movie, not lines.
You're not offended by the term, "Homo Milk".
You understand the sentence, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my
BOWL OF POUTINE" !
You eat chocolate bars instead of candy bars.
You drink pop, not soda.
You had a Prime Minister who wasn't fluent in either of the official languages (English & French).
You know what it means to be 'on the pogey'.
You know that a mickey and 2-4's mean "Party at thecamp, eh?!"
You can drink legally while still a teen in some provinces.
You talk about the weather with strangers and friends alike.
You don't know or care about the fuss with Cuba, it's just a cheap place to travel with very good cigars.
When there is a social problem, you turn to your government to fix it, instead of telling them to stay out of it.
You're not sure if the leader of your nation has EVER had sex and you don't WANT to know if he has!
You get milk in bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs.
Pike is a type of fish, not some part of a highway.
You drive on a highway, not a freeway.
You know what a Robertson screwdriver is.
You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
You know that Mounties "don't always look like that."
You dismiss all beers under 6% as "for children and the elderly."
You know that the Friendly Giant isn't a vegetable product line.
You know that Casey and Finnegan are not a Celtic musical group.
You drive with your headlights on during the day (since 1989, all new cars have been fitted with "daytime running lights").
You participated in "Participaction."

You're really an ignoramous or something.
Maybe tomorrow I'll write a thread about Americans being hick billies and rednecks who don't wash. Actually, it's been done... Andy Kaufman.

You're really an ignoramous or something.
Maybe tomorrow I'll write a thread about Americans being hick billies and rednecks who don't wash. Actually, it's been done... Andy Kaufman.

We'd have invaded Canada but it's too dang cold. That and the only people that can understand you are in Minnesota, North Dakota, and, oddly, Jamaica. Frankly, if were up to me, I'd give you North Dakota. Maybe we could trade North Dakota for a couple of breweries.

(oh great.. here comes the Fargo crowd too....running for cover)

Valium is what you need...chill out...jeez...this thread was just for fun