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have ever done, or what will you admit to anyway?
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I let a gal talk me into letting her use a bullwhip on me
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tried to come up with a funny reply to a topic post.
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well I cant say, but I will say that I was really drunk when I did it.
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I was trying to save the last bit of ketchup fomr the bottle by using centripicle force...swinging the bottle around and around my head to get every drop into the cap...trouble was it was a flip cap...it flung open...ketchups spewed forth like a damn had burst....and slung a stream of ketchup all over my fridge, up my cabinets, across my ceiling and back down other side again...
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have ever done, or what will you admit to anyway? Moved to UTAH |
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I was trying to save the last bit of ketchup fomr the bottle by using centripicle force...swinging the bottle around and around my head to get every drop into the cap...trouble was it was a flip cap...it flung open...ketchups spewed forth like a damn had burst....and slung a stream of ketchup all over my fridge, up my cabinets, across my ceiling and back down other side again... |
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I was trying to save the last bit of ketchup fomr the bottle by using centripicle force...swinging the bottle around and around my head to get every drop into the cap...trouble was it was a flip cap...it flung open...ketchups spewed forth like a damn had burst....and slung a stream of ketchup all over my fridge, up my cabinets, across my ceiling and back down other side again... Yeah! "centripicle" force will get you every time! Especially on your central pickle! |
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Jumped off the roof with an umbrella after watching Mary Poppins when I was 6.
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have ever done, or what will you admit to anyway? I can't admit to it, because I already feel bad enough it happen. Noting too extremely bad but still noting to be happy about either. |
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centrifugal force we got it.!!!
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I plead the 5th
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Edited by
DeadDolly
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Sun 08/10/08 06:05 PM
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when I was really little (only just old enough to remember) I tried to pet a bumble bee because it looked so fuzzy and nice.
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I plead the 5th |
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when I was really little (only just old enough to remember) I tried to pet a bumble bee because it looked so fuzzy and nice. |
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Edited by
tngxl65
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Sun 08/10/08 06:02 PM
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My attorney has advised me not to talk about it. At least until the statute of limitations has expired.
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For me it's a toss up.
I walked into a ceiling fan that was on High. thought I got scalped Or, when I got my manhood caught in my zipper. |
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Edited by
DeadDolly
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Sun 08/10/08 06:05 PM
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when I was really little (only just old enough to remember) I tried to pet a bumble bee because it looked so fuzzy and nice. twas fuzzy, but as it turns out, not so nice. nothing hurts quite like a bee stinger lodged in the finger tip. |
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done to many to try and think of the one that stands out most i thi nk i have like a 100 way tie.
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There are so many to choose from.
Top of the list, for the moment: I tried to do homemade parasailing. I stood atop a very high cliff, thousands of feet up, and had this old army wool blanket tucked in the heels of my shoes. I held the other corners tightly in my fists, and leaned out over the cliff, letting the updraft lift me up and carry me backwards. It was fun until two things happened. 1. The blanket pulled out from the shoes, on the first try. I barely scrambled to safety. 2. On the next try, after securing the blanket to my ankles with twine, the updraft died. Stupid, stupid, stupid!!...but I clawed my way back to safety. |
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