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Don't order the Schnitzel, they're using Schnauzer
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Edited by
Poetrywriter
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Sun 08/03/08 04:05 PM
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Hard work pays off in the future! Being lazy pays off right now!
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The most pathetic people in the world are people with sight and no vision(helen Keller )
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You might as well be happy cause the alternative sucks.....
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WHAT?
WHO? WHERE? WHEN? NO? YES? OMG? HOW? |
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if you cant laugh at yourself, someone else will lol
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Three Minutes of Pleasure, may lead to 1,437 minutes, of Frustration
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eat me im danish
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eat me im danish |
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Focous on the little man in the bowl.
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He who hesitates, masturbates
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Edited by
kutiepie31
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Sun 08/03/08 04:11 PM
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My ex-husband said he wanted to have a relationship with a redhead, so I dyed my hair.
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Everything I say is a lie.....thats the truth!
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If a breast feeding Mother comes in from the cold, does she warm up her breast before she feeds her baby
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If a breast feeding Mother comes in from the cold, does she warm up her breast before she feeds her baby i stuck mine close to the microwave lmao |
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Would have sent you a thank you note but there were too many limits on you getting mail.
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Boo on the shoe, will make people walk away from you
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when life turns its back on you, grab it by the a$$....
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my profound poem...
If procrastination were a train, how can you get to that destination, the procrastination train never moves. The smoke it puffs out as it choo choos is full of just excuse, it is not: I think I can I think I can... it is...I have something better to do, there is no time I can not be late. If procrastination were a train, it's gonna move, about to move, almost, but wait. If procrastination were a train, it is best, if you can get to a new station, another train. |
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stupid is as stupid does
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