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Getting kicked in the ba!!s, will cure all other pains you may have
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Byte Me Baby
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if you cant laugh at yourself, someone else will lol |
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And your crybaby excuse would be??????
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I may not have gone where I intended to go,
but I think I have ended up where I needed to be. 
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when you talk about me, you put me above yourself, which in that case, I belong
  
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Some men are wise, and some are otherwise
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if you cant handle the heat get out of the kitchen before your a$$ gets caught on fire!!!
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Youre an ex for a reason..
Understand? |
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A limp wrist, is a sign of overuse
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Money cant buy happiness,
but you can rent it for a while.
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If you cant drive your damn car..
dont buy it...take the bus. |
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if someone did not know how to count and found a four leaf clover would they still be lucky?
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Stink on the fingers, is a sign of cheep tissue
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If you cant beat em, join em
If you dont eat your meat, how can you have any pudding ?? Dont worry, be happy life is like a box of chocolates |
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need some cheese with your whine ??
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stress not about what you can not controll controll what you stress about.
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A sore back will lead to smaller strokes
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To truly know someone carry thier burdens for a while.....
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A Baby in the Basket will cause rubber to burn
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