Topic: What is the most powerful word in the English language?
uk1971's photo
Sun 08/03/08 11:53 AM
Well, SH!T, of course!

Sh!t is easily the most powerful word in the
English language.
You can be
sh!t faced,
sh!t out of luck,
or
have sh!t for brains.
With a little effort,
you can
get your sh!t together,
find a place for your sh!t
or decide to
sh!t or get off the pot.
You can
smoke sh!t,
buy sh!t,
sell sh!t,
lose sh!t,
find sh!t,
forget sh!t,
and tell others to
eat sh!t and die.
Some people
know their sh!t
while others can't tell
the difference between
sh!t and cineole.
There are
lucky sh!ts,
dumb sh!ts,
crazy sh!ts,
and
sweet sh!ts.
There is
bull sh!t,
chicken sh!t,
and
horse sh!t.
You can
throw sh!t,
sling sh!t,
catch sh!t,
or duck when
sh!t hits the fan.
You can give a sh!t
or serve
sh!t on a shingle.
You can find yourself in
deep sh!t,
or be happier than
a pig in sh!t.
Some days are
colder than sh!t,
some days are
hotter than sh!t,
and some days are
just plain sh!tty.
Some music
sounds like sh!t,
things can
look like sh!t,
and there are times when
you feel like sh!t.
You can have
too much sh!t,
the right ****,
the wrong sh!t
or a lot of
weird sh!t.
You can
carry sh!t,
have a
mountain of sh!t,
or find
yourself up sh!t creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch
turns to ****
and other times you swim in
a lake of ****
and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the
basic building block of creation.
And remember, once you
know your sh!t,
you don't need to know anything else!

bigsmile bigsmile :banana:

bigsmile :banana:

MirrorMirror's photo
Sun 08/03/08 11:55 AM
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RhettBBadBoy's photo
Sun 08/03/08 11:57 AM
Edited by RhettBBadBoy on Sun 08/03/08 12:00 PM


And the author of all that crap may think he's "with it" but in reality is just s#it-for-brains out of touch with what's really important . . .

In the movie "A Patch of Blue" the word "tolerance" was suggested. Personally, I prefer the word "intrepid."

Redneckmaninsc's photo
Sun 08/03/08 11:57 AM
drinker laugh drinker

no photo
Sun 08/03/08 12:02 PM
Wow, how profound......in a deranged sort of way.laugh laugh laugh

kerbear73's photo
Sun 08/03/08 12:13 PM
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

no photo
Mon 08/04/08 05:00 PM

Well, SH!T, of course!

Sh!t is easily the most powerful word in the
English language.
You can be
sh!t faced,
sh!t out of luck,
or
have sh!t for brains.
With a little effort,
you can
get your sh!t together,
find a place for your sh!t
or decide to
sh!t or get off the pot.
You can
smoke sh!t,
buy sh!t,
sell sh!t,
lose sh!t,
find sh!t,
forget sh!t,
and tell others to
eat sh!t and die.
Some people
know their sh!t
while others can't tell
the difference between
sh!t and cineole.
There are
lucky sh!ts,
dumb sh!ts,
crazy sh!ts,
and
sweet sh!ts.
There is
bull sh!t,
chicken sh!t,
and
horse sh!t.
You can
throw sh!t,
sling sh!t,
catch sh!t,
or duck when
sh!t hits the fan.
You can give a sh!t
or serve
sh!t on a shingle.
You can find yourself in
deep sh!t,
or be happier than
a pig in sh!t.
Some days are
colder than sh!t,
some days are
hotter than sh!t,
and some days are
just plain sh!tty.
Some music
sounds like sh!t,
things can
look like sh!t,
and there are times when
you feel like sh!t.
You can have
too much sh!t,
the right ****,
the wrong sh!t
or a lot of
weird sh!t.
You can
carry sh!t,
have a
mountain of sh!t,
or find
yourself up sh!t creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch
turns to ****
and other times you swim in
a lake of ****
and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the
basic building block of creation.
And remember, once you
know your sh!t,
you don't need to know anything else!

bigsmile bigsmile :banana:

bigsmile :banana:


I was thinking the same thing wow! I think this is very good. MaybeHerlaugh

franshade's photo
Mon 08/04/08 05:03 PM
I thought it was another 4 letter word :laughing:


boneyjoe's photo
Mon 08/04/08 05:05 PM
nope,,,,,,cause many divorces

randy101's photo
Mon 08/04/08 05:16 PM
so true