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Ohhhh.....
1. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. 2. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. 3. Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about.  |
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Jesus walked on water, but chuck norris walked on jesus.
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 Chuck Norris is the man
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Chuck Norris invented water.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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If Chuck Norris got a tattoo, it would be of his own face, and done with a machete.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
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chuck norris brought down the berlin wall with a single strike all of it
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Chuck Norris never asks "who's your daddy?", he already knows
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Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.
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Don't mention Chuck Norris or he will come and kill you.
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chuck norris taught yoda the ways of the jedi
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Edited by
lionsbrew
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Fri 08/01/08 07:46 PM
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when chuck norris was in florida the alligators fought over who would become his boots
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chuck norris got his ass whooped by bruce lee
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yes, but bruce is dead
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Edited by
duckiegiggles
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Fri 08/01/08 07:54 PM
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yes, but bruce is dead chuck killed him he was jealous and mad |
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Chuck Norris once played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun, and won.
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chuck norris got his ass whooped by bruce lee That was a movie... you cannot believe what you see on tv. |
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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