It's hard to rhyme with a RoamingOrator
without petitioning a foaming whore waiter
or walking the beach with a combing shore gator
Your just too much trouble for this rhyming creator

Let's all agree with the words of JB that everyone post their thoughts
and not become slaves to a conference of naughts
It's all just opinions and lighthearted fun
No need to defend or let our hearts come undone

I know that I'm guilty of shoving my view
onto the minds of those who review
the posts that I write and claim to be true
but what can I say? It's just what I do

Walk softly and carry a crowbar
Or post some words that were sung with guitar
Never trust what you can't throw far
For life in the forums is really bizarre

Wow! Just last night, I dreamed of a foaming whore waitor! I kid you naught.

It's hard to rhyme with a RoamingOrator
without petitioning a foaming whore waiter
or walking the beach with a combing shore gator
Your just too much trouble for this rhyming creator

Let's all agree with the words of JB that everyone post their thoughts
and not become slaves to a conference of naughts
It's all just opinions and lighthearted fun
No need to defend or let our hearts come undone

I know that I'm guilty of shoving my view
onto the minds of those who review
the posts that I write and claim to be true
but what can I say? It's just what I do

Walk softly and carry a crowbar
Or post some words that were sung with guitar
Never trust what you can't throw far
For life in the forums is really bizarre

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Spendidlife has dreams and schemes
far beyond the average themes
of foaming whores and saboteurs
who emancipate her screams

She's cute and tall and wears a smile
but underneath there's wayward style
that reeks of rancid sinful vile
of foaming whores with wicked guile

She hides them all within her mind
in hopes of keeping them confined
but now she's let them all unwind
and needs a smack on her behind

~~~

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Spendidlife has dreams and schemes
far beyond the average themes
of foaming whores and saboteurs
who emancipate her screams

She's cute and tall and wears a smile
but underneath there's wayward style
that reeks of rancid sinful vile
of foaming whores with wicked guile

She hides them all within her mind
in hopes of keeping them confined
but now she's let them all unwind
and needs a smack on her behind

~~~

Yee Haw!