I have none cos I am very honest and innocent!!

lol

Ok, who is gonna be the first brave person???

Right...like I'm gonna remember THAT!

Told her that I was just going to put the head in, but I have never been told one I don't think

an omission is a lie, too, right?

I only had two beers, officer

I hate you! was the best one.. had to lie to him so he would go back to his wife he lied to me about not being married

Ummmmm. No. That dead body over their does not belong to me sir.

The check is in the mail?

i swear i'll call you

I feel ya on that bro,

I didn't do it!...I swear

Niiiiice one!

I see you edited your post peccy. My god I would not of liked to have seen the uncut version!!

lol

"I'll send a payment in today."
"No I don't have a bank account for auto payment."
"I never recieved the bill."
"Who knew you couldn't write a check in pencil."

I once told a friend that it was impossible to commit suicide by jumping off the Sears Tower because the architects had installed a force field that would gently deposit the suicidee to the ground unharmed. Not only was this completely accepted by dozens of gullible people, but it became "common knowledge" in the town of Posen, Illinois, for quite some time.

After that, I started a rumor that Jenny Craig and Michael Landon are/were the same person. Take a look, if you don't believe me.

I dont lie...































...not!