*Sings*


Father please forgive me for I know not what I do
I just never had the chance to ever meet you
Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be
My mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds

Momma had a baby and it's head popped off
(head popped off, head popped off, head popped off, head popped off,
head popped off)
My momma don't want me, the next thing I know I'm gettin' dropped off
(gettin' dropped off, gettin' dropped off, gettin' dropped off, gettin'
dropped off)
Ring ring ring, on the door bell of the next door neighbors on their
front porch
(their front porch, their front porch, their front porch, their front
porch)
But they didn't want me neither so they left me on someone elses lawn
(elses lawn, elses lawn, elses lawn)
Till somebody finally took me in, my great aunt, uncle Edna 'n Charles
(Edna 'n Charles, Edna 'n Charles, Edna 'n Charles, Edna 'n Charles)
They were the ones who were left in charge
My elementary they gang up on me and sang this song
(sang this song, sang this song, sang this song, sang this song)
It went a little something like mary had a little lamb, little lamb,
little lamb
Debbie had a Satan spawn, Satan spawn
Momma why do they keep saying this I just dont understand, understand
And by the way, where's my dad?

[Chorus]

Predominantly, predominantly, everythings always predominantly
Predominantly white, predominantly black
Well, what about me, where does that leave me
Well I guess that I'm between predominantly both of 'em
I think if I hear that ****in' word again I'mma scream
While I'm projectile vomiting, what do I look like, a comedian to you?
Do you think that I'm kidding?
What do I look like some kind of idi-wait a minute, ****, don't answer
that
Why am I so misunderstood?
Why do I go through so much bull****, it sucks bull****, it's tush mull
bish
Woe is me, there goes poor Marshall again
Whining about his millions and his mansion and his sorrow he's always
drownin' in
And the dad that he never had, and how his childhood was so bad
And how his mom was a dope addict, and his ex-wife how they go at it
Man I'd hate to have it, as bad as that Mr. Mathers claims he had it
I can't imagine it, that little rich poor white bastard
Needs to take some of that cash out the bank and take a bath in it
Man if I only had half of it.
If you only knew the half of it

[Chorus]

Evil deeds, while I plant these evil seeds
Please release me from these deamons
I never had any of this **** planned ma, please believe
I don't wanna be Satan's spawn, never got the chance to say I'm sorry
Now look at all the pain I caused
Dear Santa Clause, why you not comin' this year again
What did I do that was so bad to deserve this
Everything could have been so perfect
But life ain't a fairytale, I'm about to be hoist up in the air
Forty feet below me, there's people everywhere
I don't even know what it feel like, they know me cuz I'm in this ferris
wheel
And all i wanna do is go to the mall and take hailie on the carousel
Without this crowd everywhere I go, but life is like a merry-go-round
Here we go now, doe see doe now, curtains up, the show must go now
Ring around the rosie, the shows over, you can all go home now
But the curtain just don't close for me, this ain't how fame is supposed
to be
Where's the switch I could just turn off and on, this ain't what I chose
to be
So please god, give me the strength to have what it takes to carry on
Till I pass 50 back the baton, the camera's on, my soul is gone



Now it would not be a morning without me sining

OK What? Did I scare everybody away? Where is my COUNTRY

OMG.. yer all TOO fast fer ME>. I'm NOT a multitasker with dial
up!!!!!!!!


*z slips out but NOT before zippin CB with the caulkin gun* nuar nuar
now you've NO cracks left CB

well,,,,,,,,i'm here !

That's it Z pump him full of caulk

Thats a weapon, Hello everyone!!
Your guns between your legs
That ones for killing
The other ones for fun!! LOL
Ive been out of the service for more than 20 years and that still comes
to my mind! LMAO
Good Training, I guess.. LOL

lmao I warned ya bro ;)

Ha Ha Ha how do you know I don't want HIS coffee? and who cares for a
culking gun anyway ... I bet It is Made in China *winks* so it useless
lol

Thank pappa ... may I have more sugar Pleeeeeeease
*Laughs softly*

what is wrong with my coffe whisper besides u drink it and dang
caulking is getting annoying

Prussia dear I will giove you all the sugar you want....
but after that I have to go; JUstr had to beat little ones arse for
trying to get into the knives again.

lol

Awww Country you know I think your coffee is the best. You know you are
still my fav. ((((Country))))

awwwwwwwwwwww

OUCH there Daniel keep him AWAY. Offer him a caulking gun instead...lol

LOL@ whispers

no more caulking guns they are dangerous

*cuddles up to Country* Am I forgiven?

LMAO Daniel knives can be dangerous for some arses Be careful All
right? *Waves*


Country you coffee is fabulous ...Thanks X :^)

maybeeee

your welcome