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Whats the Best and chesses pick up line uve ever used or heard???
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Wanna play war....i'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me.
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Do you work for UPS? Because I swore I saw you checking out my package.
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If I bought you a nice shirt...would there be something in it for me?
If i told you that you had a nice butt...would you hold it against me? Screw me if i'm wrong....but your name must be Sally. |
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Whats the Best and chesses pick up line uve ever used or heard??? Not sure of the cheeseiest or best but the scariest was I " I can already feel your baby in me"................  
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i always use ; wanna pet my weiner ?
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Nice shoes, wanna f*ck?
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r ur parents aliens cuz ur out of this world
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Simple and to the point!!!
 i always use ; wanna pet my weiner ? |
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Guy: Do you love me.
Girl: Of course, I wanna have your abortion. ...now thats f'd up. And I, in no way, am stating an opinion, just something offensive. |
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Whoa!!! I like this approach the best now
 Nice shoes, wanna f*ck? |
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Nice shoes, wanna f*ck? and it always works pure genius |
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Nice shoes, wanna f*ck? The best ever...that was my next one. Your good. |
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Yes, I am
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And made famous by Fight Club...
I havent been f*cked like that since grade school. |
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Edited by
AtariBaby
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Wed 07/23/08 01:09 AM
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"I don't suppose there is any chance of you giving me your phone number".
Lol It worked well for Billy Ray Thornton!!  Or is it Billy bob thornton!! billy ray Cyrus. I get mixed up!! |
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Yes, I am I'm better. |
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Are your pants washed in glass plus, cause I can see myself in them....
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That shirt is very becoming on you, but then again if I was on you I'd be coming too!
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