can you name your legs after x-mas and thanksgiving ? so i can come visit you between the holidays ...

wat and i wuz soooo sure that one would work

I always thought i wuz do u have mirros in your paints cuz i can c me in the msmyka must b right im killin the classics

had...

did you know that the national word of the day is "leggs"

wanna go back to my place and spread the word??

i swear to god.. i honestly had a guy try


hi, the names Bond, James Bond...

luckly i managed to reply with
Lost, Get Lost..

wat that one dont work ether you girls r killin me

Here's some I've heard

Excuse me miss, i ran out of viagra can i use you instead?

Do you beleive in love at first sight or shall i walk by again


*graps an ice cube out of the drink and breaks it on the counter*
Now that i've broken the ice wanna f!ck?

guy "Do you know the difference between a long conversation and sex?"

Her: no

Guy "Let's go have a long conversation then"

But the one i hear the most often...and see work a lot too.

is

"ever ****ed a sailor?" Yes i see it work...i also see the guys get slapped too.

uh-huh