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Yes, I am I'm better. Doubt it... Just sayin |
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guy:got any (Put in Race)
Girl:no Want some?? |
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Ever been hunting...if not I can take you back to my cabin and show you how to stuff a beaver.
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It's like this.... guy says "Do you have any _____ in you?"
She says "No" "Would you like to?" |
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The cheesiest one i've gotten is.....god must be cryin..cause his angel just fell from heaven.
puuuuuhhhhlleeeeeaaasssseeeeee |
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and the class i lost my number can i have urs
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Why are you still dressed?
(I've said that before OH WOW) |
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I wish you were a door..so I could slam you all day.
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Nice legs...what time do they open?
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It's like this.... guy says "Do you have any _____ in you?" She says "No" "Would you like to?" i like mine better iz never workd tho |
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Can i buy you a drink....or do you just want the money now.
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My favorite is when guys come up to me at the bar and buy me a drink and then tell the bartender they will have whatever I'm drinking....
Double Jack and Coke please |
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sry to bug u but i thought i would be rude 2 keep stareing
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Whats the Best and chesses pick up line uve ever used or heard??? |
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Edited by
msmyka
on
Wed 07/23/08 01:07 AM
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My fav was actually pretty sincere....
"Hi, you're gorgeous... are you single?" NOTE TO GUYS: This got my number on the spot. Honesty works, just sayin! |
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i like your **** but i bet it would look better on my floor
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*bedroom floor...
Come on man, you're killing these lines... no wonder they don't work for you |
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i like your **** but i bet it would look better on my floor woops for got the r shirt* |
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Nice legs...what time do they open? A guy at a bar said that to me once...I left a huge red handprint on his face! |
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*bedroom floor... Come on man, you're killing these lines... no wonder they don't work for you my bad im kinda lazy typer |
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