Topic: Pick Up Lines
msmyka's photo
Wed 07/23/08 12:52 AM


Yes, I am drinks


I'm better.


Doubt it...

Just sayin tongue2

LIlPImp's photo
Wed 07/23/08 12:52 AM
guy:got any (Put in Race)
Girl:no
Want some??

Mayhem_J's photo
Wed 07/23/08 12:53 AM
Ever been hunting...if not I can take you back to my cabin and show you how to stuff a beaver.

msmyka's photo
Wed 07/23/08 12:54 AM
It's like this.... guy says "Do you have any _____ in you?"

She says "No"

"Would you like to?"

FaithfulOne78's photo
Wed 07/23/08 12:54 AM
The cheesiest one i've gotten is.....god must be cryin..cause his angel just fell from heaven.


puuuuuhhhhlleeeeeaaasssseeeeeerofl

LIlPImp's photo
Wed 07/23/08 12:55 AM
and the class i lost my number can i have urs

msmyka's photo
Wed 07/23/08 12:56 AM
Why are you still dressed?

(I've said that before OH WOW)

rofl

Mayhem_J's photo
Wed 07/23/08 12:57 AM
I wish you were a door..so I could slam you all day.

Mayhem_J's photo
Wed 07/23/08 12:58 AM
Nice legs...what time do they open?

LIlPImp's photo
Wed 07/23/08 12:58 AM

It's like this.... guy says "Do you have any _____ in you?"

She says "No"

"Would you like to?"

i like mine better iz never workd tho:cry: brokenheart

Mayhem_J's photo
Wed 07/23/08 12:59 AM
Can i buy you a drink....or do you just want the money now.

msmyka's photo
Wed 07/23/08 01:00 AM
My favorite is when guys come up to me at the bar and buy me a drink and then tell the bartender they will have whatever I'm drinking....

Double Jack and Coke please bigsmile


LIlPImp's photo
Wed 07/23/08 01:01 AM
sry to bug u but i thought i would be rude 2 keep stareingflowerforyou

littleike's photo
Wed 07/23/08 01:01 AM

Whats the Best and chesses pick up line uve ever used or heard???
i lost my phone number can i have your?laugh laugh

msmyka's photo
Wed 07/23/08 01:03 AM
Edited by msmyka on Wed 07/23/08 01:07 AM
My fav was actually pretty sincere....

"Hi, you're gorgeous... are you single?"

NOTE TO GUYS: This got my number on the spot. Honesty works, just sayin!

LIlPImp's photo
Wed 07/23/08 01:03 AM
i like your **** but i bet it would look better on my floor

msmyka's photo
Wed 07/23/08 01:05 AM
*bedroom floor...

Come on man, you're killing these lines... no wonder they don't work for you rofl

LIlPImp's photo
Wed 07/23/08 01:05 AM

i like your **** but i bet it would look better on my floor

woops for got the r shirt*

FaithfulOne78's photo
Wed 07/23/08 01:05 AM

Nice legs...what time do they open?


A guy at a bar said that to me once...I left a huge red handprint on his face!

LIlPImp's photo
Wed 07/23/08 01:07 AM

*bedroom floor...

Come on man, you're killing these lines... no wonder they don't work for you rofl

my bad im kinda lazy typer:cry: