L-O-R-D!
Please, let them call me “Wench“.
Take from their minds and hearts
That hor-r-rid stench.

They’ve been raised to treat me well
They’re really sweet and kind;
this I can tell.

Oh Lord, please, help them
Call me Wench.

A Wench is a woman of ser-vi-tude.
Lord, we both know, that’s just what I do.
We know, I don’t serve
mankind flat on my back
Please release them from their conscience attack.

A different kind of Wench
Is just what I am.
Oh lord,
Please, help them un-der-stand.

Parody of Don Williams’ Lord I Hope This Day Is Good

This one goes with Mac Davis's Oh Lord It's Hard to be Humble:


Oh Lord, its hard to address her
As a dif-fer-ent kind of Wench.
Some guys think they’ll impress her
By sweet talk and all that nonsense.
She don’t take kindly to bull****.
With her wit, she’s pretty quick on the draw.
But callin’ - mt eagle - 31’s woman,
“Wench!”
just sticks in my craw……..

She really likes her nickname.
“A Wench-y woman” she claims.
I’d try to call her “Wench“, but
I’m scared I’ll get
Shot down in flames.

Ohhhh, Lord, its hard to address her
As a dif-fer-ent kind of Wench.
She likes to mix and to mingle
A “butterfly” in this place.

Oh Lord, its hard to address her,
Why did she - come up - with that name?

Awwwww, Hells Bells boys, just call me DKW!