Topic: Call Me Wench (Parodies) | |
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L-O-R-D!
Please, let them call me “Wench“. Take from their minds and hearts That hor-r-rid stench. They’ve been raised to treat me well They’re really sweet and kind; this I can tell. Oh Lord, please, help them Call me Wench. A Wench is a woman of ser-vi-tude. Lord, we both know, that’s just what I do. We know, I don’t serve mankind flat on my back Please release them from their conscience attack. A different kind of Wench Is just what I am. Oh lord, Please, help them un-der-stand. Parody of Don Williams’ Lord I Hope This Day Is Good This one goes with Mac Davis's Oh Lord It's Hard to be Humble: Oh Lord, its hard to address her As a dif-fer-ent kind of Wench. Some guys think they’ll impress her By sweet talk and all that nonsense. She don’t take kindly to bull****. With her wit, she’s pretty quick on the draw. But callin’ - mt eagle - 31’s woman, “Wench!” just sticks in my craw…….. She really likes her nickname. “A Wench-y woman” she claims. I’d try to call her “Wench“, but I’m scared I’ll get Shot down in flames. Ohhhh, Lord, its hard to address her As a dif-fer-ent kind of Wench. She likes to mix and to mingle A “butterfly” in this place. Oh Lord, its hard to address her, Why did she - come up - with that name? Awwwww, Hells Bells boys, just call me DKW! |
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I prefer Humble Butterfly
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Edited by
Unknow
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Fri 07/18/08 01:31 PM
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Honey I've come to know what kind of Wench you really are.
Don't worry about others and what they might say For today you are my DIFFERENT KIND OF WENCH... Love ya honey!!! |
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Ya tell them girlfriend we like our wench just like she is fiesty to the bone
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Which wench is which?
Good day to you lovely |
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L-O-R-D! Please, let them call me “Wench“. Take from their minds and hearts That hor-r-rid stench. They’ve been raised to treat me well They’re really sweet and kind; this I can tell. Oh Lord, please, help them Call me Wench. A Wench is a woman of ser-vi-tude. Lord, we both know, that’s just what I do. We know, I don’t serve mankind flat on my back Please release them from their conscience attack. A different kind of Wench Is just what I am. Oh lord, Please, help them un-der-stand. Parody of Don Williams’ Lord I Hope This Day Is Good This one goes with Mac Davis's Oh Lord It's Hard to be Humble: Oh Lord, its hard to address her As a dif-fer-ent kind of Wench. Some guys think they’ll impress her By sweet talk and all that nonsense. She don’t take kindly to bull****. With her wit, she’s pretty quick on the draw. But callin’ - mt eagle - 31’s woman, “Wench!” just sticks in my craw…….. She really likes her nickname. “A Wench-y woman” she claims. I’d try to call her “Wench“, but I’m scared I’ll get Shot down in flames. Ohhhh, Lord, its hard to address her As a dif-fer-ent kind of Wench. She likes to mix and to mingle A “butterfly” in this place. Oh Lord, its hard to address her, Why did she - come up - with that name? Awwwww, Hells Bells boys, just call me DKW! another treasure amazing |
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DEE
KAY DOUBLE U! |
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Bump 4 big blue
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The message has been sent, heard from a far. i know now what you are! A wench you are and from now on a wench you'll be. I should have known, servitude to the Lord....how could it have escaped me. Thanks for the bump!
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What??? No more L....? I have to call you Wench or DKW? It doesn't seem fitting, not even for you. A woman shouldn't have to be servant, just be herself and strong, She will always be in the right, and never be wrong.
Look forward to chatting again. |
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and call me wretch but cabin boy I am not nice write
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