Topic: Call Me Wench (Parodies)
Differentkindofwench's photo
Fri 07/18/08 12:53 PM
L-O-R-D!
Please, let them call me “Wench“.
Take from their minds and hearts
That hor-r-rid stench.

They’ve been raised to treat me well
They’re really sweet and kind;
this I can tell.

Oh Lord, please, help them
Call me Wench.

A Wench is a woman of ser-vi-tude.
Lord, we both know, that’s just what I do.
We know, I don’t serve
mankind flat on my back
Please release them from their conscience attack.

A different kind of Wench
Is just what I am.
Oh lord,
Please, help them un-der-stand.

Parody of Don Williams’ Lord I Hope This Day Is Good

This one goes with Mac Davis's Oh Lord It's Hard to be Humble:


Oh Lord, its hard to address her
As a dif-fer-ent kind of Wench.
Some guys think they’ll impress her
By sweet talk and all that nonsense.
She don’t take kindly to bull****.
With her wit, she’s pretty quick on the draw.
But callin’ - mt eagle - 31’s woman,
“Wench!”
just sticks in my craw……..

She really likes her nickname.
“A Wench-y woman” she claims.
I’d try to call her “Wench“, but
I’m scared I’ll get
Shot down in flames.

Ohhhh, Lord, its hard to address her
As a dif-fer-ent kind of Wench.
She likes to mix and to mingle
A “butterfly” in this place.

Oh Lord, its hard to address her,
Why did she - come up - with that name?

Awwwww, Hells Bells boys, just call me DKW!

MsTeddyBear2u's photo
Fri 07/18/08 12:56 PM
:heart: flowerforyou :heart:

LAMom's photo
Fri 07/18/08 01:12 PM
I prefer Humble Butterfly
:heart: :heart: :heart: :heart:

no photo
Fri 07/18/08 01:15 PM
Edited by Unknow on Fri 07/18/08 01:31 PM
Honey I've come to know what kind of Wench you really are.
Don't worry about others and what they might say
For today you are my DIFFERENT KIND OF WENCH...
Love ya honey!!!
:heart: smooched flowerforyou

TxsGal3333's photo
Fri 07/18/08 01:25 PM
Ya tell them girlfriend we like our wench just like she is fiesty to the bone:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Jess642's photo
Fri 07/18/08 01:59 PM
bigsmile Which wench is which?

Good day to you lovely :heart:

jimz's photo
Fri 07/18/08 03:28 PM

L-O-R-D!
Please, let them call me “Wench“.
Take from their minds and hearts
That hor-r-rid stench.

They’ve been raised to treat me well
They’re really sweet and kind;
this I can tell.

Oh Lord, please, help them
Call me Wench.

A Wench is a woman of ser-vi-tude.
Lord, we both know, that’s just what I do.
We know, I don’t serve
mankind flat on my back
Please release them from their conscience attack.

A different kind of Wench
Is just what I am.
Oh lord,
Please, help them un-der-stand.

Parody of Don Williams’ Lord I Hope This Day Is Good

This one goes with Mac Davis's Oh Lord It's Hard to be Humble:


Oh Lord, its hard to address her
As a dif-fer-ent kind of Wench.
Some guys think they’ll impress her
By sweet talk and all that nonsense.
She don’t take kindly to bull****.
With her wit, she’s pretty quick on the draw.
But callin’ - mt eagle - 31’s woman,
“Wench!”
just sticks in my craw……..

She really likes her nickname.
“A Wench-y woman” she claims.
I’d try to call her “Wench“, but
I’m scared I’ll get
Shot down in flames.

Ohhhh, Lord, its hard to address her
As a dif-fer-ent kind of Wench.
She likes to mix and to mingle
A “butterfly” in this place.

Oh Lord, its hard to address her,
Why did she - come up - with that name?

Awwwww, Hells Bells boys, just call me DKW!



another treasure
amazing

d4tc's photo
Fri 07/18/08 05:08 PM
DEE
KAY
DOUBLE
U!
bigsmile
flowers

Differentkindofwench's photo
Thu 07/24/08 04:16 PM
Bump 4 big blue

no photo
Thu 07/24/08 04:38 PM
The message has been sent, heard from a far. i know now what you are! A wench you are and from now on a wench you'll be. I should have known, servitude to the Lord....how could it have escaped me. Thanks for the bump!

Wolfeyes58's photo
Fri 07/25/08 01:22 AM
What??? No more L....? I have to call you Wench or DKW? It doesn't seem fitting, not even for you. A woman shouldn't have to be servant, just be herself and strong, She will always be in the right, and never be wrong.

Look forward to chatting again.

PoeticMaster's photo
Fri 07/25/08 01:35 AM
and call me wretch laugh but cabin boy I am not :tongue: nice write bigsmile