Topic: To Random From Random
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Wed 07/16/08 10:39 PM

Things have gotten really bad when you are afraid to grab the soap when you are alone in the shower.



That's true.....

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Wed 07/16/08 10:40 PM




My love for you is like a hawk, Berserkerrrrrrrrr
Would you like to suck my c0ck? Berserkerrrrrrrrrrr
My love for you is like a truck, Berserkeerrrrrrrr
Would you like to go make phuck? Berserkerrrrrrrrrrr



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laugh Yeah I know you know where that is from! laugh


Clerks baby. Love Kevin Smith.



laugh YES!

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Wed 07/16/08 10:40 PM





YOu guys are great. Thanks for entertaining me and not letting my failed attempts...... well....... fail... flowerforyou


noway noway noway noway

you failed???????? now that's depressing!

oh I am so so so sorry!





No I never fail. I was talking about the thread. LOL But sometimes........ We all need A HAND


whew, I was really feeling bad for ya there for a minute flowerforyou




oh wait....I still do laugh



sad

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Wed 07/16/08 10:41 PM


Things have gotten really bad when you are afraid to grab the soap when you are alone in the shower.



That's true.....



but but but...wouldn't that be a good thing in this case?

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Wed 07/16/08 10:42 PM
Faking an orgasm must be a B!TCH!

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Wed 07/16/08 10:47 PM
....as I see a thread titled "I'm emotionally unfit for a relationship" pop up laugh

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Wed 07/16/08 10:49 PM

....as I see a thread titled "I'm emotionally unfit for a relationship" pop up laugh



Always the problem...........I'm fine with myself sexually but don't fulfill my own emotional needs.

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Wed 07/16/08 10:51 PM
you can't have it all and be everything to everybody flowerforyou

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Wed 07/16/08 10:52 PM

love I'm gonna make love to myself! And you just got a ticket for front row! Prepare to hurl! sick







laugh


Sweet! Front row tickets!drinks drinks

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Wed 07/16/08 10:53 PM
laugh laugh laugh

How can one be a selfish lover when they are screwing themselves?
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This is getting too bizarre for me!...AND I"M MAJORLY SCREWED UP!
laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Wed 07/16/08 10:55 PM
I'm almost afraid to ask what happened to Faust...we've lost him...but do I really want to know????????

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Wed 07/16/08 10:56 PM


love I'm gonna make love to myself! And you just got a ticket for front row! Prepare to hurl! sick







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Sweet! Front row tickets!drinks drinks



Um....you might want to move back a few rows for this....

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Wed 07/16/08 10:57 PM
Edited by Beachfarmer on Wed 07/16/08 10:57 PM

I'm almost afraid to ask what happened to Faust...we've lost him...but do I really want to know????????



He'll be back feeling self-satisfied AND used.
smokin smokin

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Wed 07/16/08 11:01 PM
laugh



and gloating it's the best piece he ever had

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Wed 07/16/08 11:02 PM
ok he's been gone way too long for this....he musta passed out on himself, he just can't win

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Wed 07/16/08 11:03 PM

laugh



and gloating it's the best piece he ever had



1/2 the time bragging & 1/2 the time crying in the locker room

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Wed 07/16/08 11:07 PM
easy come...easy go

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Wed 07/16/08 11:08 PM
Edited by Beachfarmer on Wed 07/16/08 11:09 PM
Self sufficiency gives that type of freedom

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Wed 07/16/08 11:10 PM
bet he's off writing a testimonial to the best he's ever had

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Wed 07/16/08 11:39 PM
Random, I just hope tonight was as good for you as it was for me flowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou