Three third graders from Tennessee , an Irish kid, an Italian kid
and a Redneck kid are on the playground at recess. The Irish
kid suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who
has the largest weenie," he says.

"Okay." They all agree.

Irish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out.

"That's nothing," says the Italian kid. He whips his out
and proudly shows that his is at least an inch longer.

Not to be outdone, the Redneck kid whips his out. It
is by far not only the biggest, but the fattest.

That night, eating dinner at home, the Redneck kid's
mother asks him what he did at school today. "Oh, we
worked on a science project, had a math test and read
out loud from a new book and then during recess, my
friends and I played a new game called 'Let's see who
has the largest weenie."

"What kind of game is that, honey?" asks the mother.

"Well, me, Anthony and Patrick each pulled out our
weenies and I had the biggest! The other kids say its
because I'm a Redneck. Is that true, Mom?"

Mom replies, "No, Honey. It's because you're twenty-one".

Omg that was fuuuuuuuuuunnnnyyy thats the best one i've heard in a
long time

Great one Txs! Thanks!!!

OOOOOOH that was good

Are you makin fun of Tennesseans? LOL

I'm in the eighth grade ... but, I moved here from Texas ... put me
behind!

Cute joke ... just messin' with Texas! :)

Hummm now would a TxsGal mess with ones in Tennessee lmao

Yes they can ... and we like it like dat! LOL

Especially us transplanted Texans turned Tennesseans. We call Texas ...
west Tennessee. :)

I wear my boots in both places ... just messin' with ya Texas!