There were 3 men drinking at Pete's Bar. A Doctor, an Attorney an a
Biker.
As the doctor was drinking his white wine he said "For Valentine's day,
I'm going to buy my wife a fur coat and a diamond ring. This way if she
doesn't like the fur coat, she will still love me because she got a
diamond ring."
As the attorney was drinking his martini he said "For Valentine's Day,
I'm going to buy my wife a designer dress and a gold bracelet. This way
if she doesn't like the dress, she will still love me because she got a
gold bracelet."
As the biker was drinking his shots of whiskey he said "For Valentine's
Day, I'm going to buy my wife a T-shirt and a vibrator. This way if she
doesn't like the T-shirt she can go F*** herself."

spit my beer out on that one.

now thats a funny one were did u get that lol hahahahahaha

That's a goodun...lol

I want the biker ;)