Topic: pick up lines
lifestooshort6's photo
Sat 07/12/08 07:25 AM

Don't really "say" anything...

...just walk in room licking eyebrows.


noway love laugh laugh laugh

Marley's photo
Sat 07/12/08 07:49 AM
Do yo believe in the hereafter?what












Then you know what I'm here after.pitchfork

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Sat 07/12/08 07:52 AM
Edited by Random_Stranger on Sat 07/12/08 07:53 AM
Hey! You look familiar! What high school did you to go?



Are you from Jamaica? Cuz Ja Maican me crazy!


Are you from Tennessee? Because you the only 10 I see

SunnyMcleod's photo
Sat 07/12/08 08:59 AM
Oh I love this one.

Excuse me, I've lost my puppy and was wondering if you could help me.
I think he ran into that hotel room over there.devil

PATSFAN's photo
Sat 07/12/08 09:39 AM
Get in the car B!tch!!laugh laugh

Riding_Dubz's photo
Sat 07/12/08 09:40 AM
Baby you tired ?!?!

Cuz you been running threw my mind all day,


Riding_Dubz's photo
Sat 07/12/08 09:40 AM
is that a reflection in your jeans,

cuz i can see my self in them,


Riding_Dubz's photo
Sat 07/12/08 09:41 AM
Baby those astronaut pants,

cuz that body is outta this world,


Riding_Dubz's photo
Sat 07/12/08 09:41 AM
FYI

i would never say anything that stuff to a woman,


laugh laugh laugh laugh


laugh laugh laugh laugh

boneyjoe's photo
Sat 07/12/08 09:42 AM
if i could lift you up i would,,but in th mean time you wanna carry me home with yah

BlueskyJ's photo
Sat 07/12/08 09:46 AM



If I could rewrite the alphabet i'd put U + I together...

germansangel's photo
Sat 07/12/08 09:58 AM
ok the one my husband used on me....
hi i'm an a$$hole...now tha twe have that out of the way you want to do something tonight...i was laughing so herd..he won me over
laugh laugh laugh love love love

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Sat 07/12/08 10:31 AM
(The ones the Cholos use... Pretty much) Ey girl... Can I F$#@ you......... Romantically?

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Sat 07/12/08 10:32 AM
If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

SunnyMcleod's photo
Sat 07/12/08 10:32 AM

(The ones the Cholos use... Pretty much) Ey girl... Can I F$#@ you......... Romantically?

Cholos?

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Sat 07/12/08 10:34 AM
I've got some crack (only works on crackheads)

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Sat 07/12/08 10:35 AM


(The ones the Cholos use... Pretty much) Ey girl... Can I F$#@ you......... Romantically?

Cholos?



You must not live in California or a heavily hispanic populated area... Cholos are mexican gangsters from the neighborhood. Cholios

no photo
Sat 07/12/08 10:37 AM
HEY SHUT UP!......... and give me your number (That worked when I was high once on a stuck up preppy girl from my high school).

SunnyMcleod's photo
Sat 07/12/08 10:37 AM



(The ones the Cholos use... Pretty much) Ey girl... Can I F$#@ you......... Romantically?

Cholos?



You must not live in California or a heavily hispanic populated area... Cholos are mexican gangsters from the neighborhood. Cholios

Nope, Canadian girl here. Never even been to California. That's very sweet that they talk that waynoway

jamie_isa_princess's photo
Sat 07/12/08 10:43 AM
My fave is " how much does a polar bear weigh?" "enough to break the ice! Hi im jamie" lol