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Don't really "say" anything... ...just walk in room licking eyebrows. |
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Do yo believe in the hereafter?
Then you know what I'm here after. |
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Edited by
Random_Stranger
on
Sat 07/12/08 07:53 AM
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Hey! You look familiar! What high school did you to go?
Are you from Jamaica? Cuz Ja Maican me crazy! Are you from Tennessee? Because you the only 10 I see |
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Oh I love this one.
Excuse me, I've lost my puppy and was wondering if you could help me. I think he ran into that hotel room over there. |
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Get in the car B!tch!!
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Baby you tired ?!?!
Cuz you been running threw my mind all day, |
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is that a reflection in your jeans,
cuz i can see my self in them, |
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Baby those astronaut pants,
cuz that body is outta this world, |
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FYI
i would never say anything that stuff to a woman, |
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if i could lift you up i would,,but in th mean time you wanna carry me home with yah
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If I could rewrite the alphabet i'd put U + I together... |
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ok the one my husband used on me....
hi i'm an a$$hole...now tha twe have that out of the way you want to do something tonight...i was laughing so herd..he won me over |
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(The ones the Cholos use... Pretty much) Ey girl... Can I F$#@ you......... Romantically?
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If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
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(The ones the Cholos use... Pretty much) Ey girl... Can I F$#@ you......... Romantically? Cholos? |
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I've got some crack (only works on crackheads)
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(The ones the Cholos use... Pretty much) Ey girl... Can I F$#@ you......... Romantically? Cholos? You must not live in California or a heavily hispanic populated area... Cholos are mexican gangsters from the neighborhood. Cholios |
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HEY SHUT UP!......... and give me your number (That worked when I was high once on a stuck up preppy girl from my high school).
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(The ones the Cholos use... Pretty much) Ey girl... Can I F$#@ you......... Romantically? Cholos? You must not live in California or a heavily hispanic populated area... Cholos are mexican gangsters from the neighborhood. Cholios Nope, Canadian girl here. Never even been to California. That's very sweet that they talk that way |
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My fave is " how much does a polar bear weigh?" "enough to break the ice! Hi im jamie" lol
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