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See that guy over there? He's too shy and embarrassed to ask for your phone number. He's gonna need to call you for directions to pick me up in the morning. oooo  ...that was a good one!! how many phone numbers has that one got ya??
who cares about quantity..it hasn't produce the quality I was looking for until possibly now  
awww...you just keep getting better and better darlin!! 
(Thanks for the "Good as it Gets" open door) 
You make me want to be a better man. 
ya mean i do that to you?? honey I dont think there is any better!! unless its you and me together! 
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I have a friend who is Irish.... And this is how he rolls
Paddy - Hey girl, you got any Irish in ya? Girl - No/Nah/Maybe/Huh?/WTF Paddy - Would ya like some? --->big Irish smile  <---
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I've got 2 tickets to the Love Canal and our names are on them. OOOO yeah!! can we ride a boat and talk the whole way about ANYTHING???  
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I've got 2 tickets to the Love Canal and our names are on them. OOOO yeah!! can we ride a boat and talk the whole way about ANYTHING???
Of course.
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Great legs! What time do they open?
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Do you wash those jeans in Windex? Cuz I can see myself in them!
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Edited by
Hightrek
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Sat 07/12/08 06:43 AM
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ya mean i do that to you?? honey I dont think there is any better!! unless its you and me together!
--------quoted text from brooke007^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ with your womankind......God help the rest of mankind to be the man I'll be. |
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Hi, how ya doin'? hi there. I like your guitar..what song would you play me??? 
YOU know the secrets to m heart right there!!
can you really play that?? |
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Hi, how ya doin'? hi there. I like your guitar..what song would you play me???
YOU know the secrets to m heart right there!!
can you really play that??
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I have a friend who is Irish.... And this is how he rolls Paddy - Hey girl, you got any Irish in ya? Girl - No/Nah/Maybe/Huh?/WTF Paddy - Would ya like some? --->big Irish smile <---
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My tongue can make a woman O in 30 seconds-would you like a trial run ?
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I have a friend who is Irish.... And this is how he rolls Paddy - Hey girl, you got any Irish in ya? Girl - No/Nah/Maybe/Huh?/WTF Paddy - Would ya like some? --->big Irish smile <---
See, I didn't think it would work. But that man had Blarney. I seen him take FOUR different girls home with that one...On four separate occasions. Lesson I learned? The Irish are smooth mutha-uckers!
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Edited by
Hightrek
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Sat 07/12/08 06:49 AM
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Are you an early riser....I am.....Get up with the chickens.
I was wondering if in the morning this C0CK il doodle do? |
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i think succesful pick up lines make a person laugh and blush at the same time.
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hi nice shoes you wanna f@@k or this one guy: you want to go get pizza and f$$k girl: no guy: what you dont like pizza a couple of friends told me these...they gave me a good laugh |
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here's a couple more.
we need to get something straight between us if i told you that you have a nice body, would you hold it against me? |
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Ooooh Ooooh!
How much does a polar bear weigh? |
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I have cash, works everytime
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ooh i got a great one in an email recently
hey do you have some spare change so i can call your mom to tell her thanks for bringing such a beauty into this world. |
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Enough to break the ICE!
How you doin'?
this worked I seen it work, really 
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