Two young boys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared
in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice
young boys, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than some
hard jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others
the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see
you back in court on Monday morning, bright and early."

The two boys where in court that Monday morning, and the judge asked the
first one, "So, How did you do over the weekend?"

"Well, your honor," he replied, "I persuaded 22 people to give up drugs
forever."

"22 people? That's amazing. How'd you accomplish such a feat?"

"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles and told them the big
circle is your brain before drugs, and the small circle is your brain
after drugs."

"That's admirable," said the judge.

"And you, how did you do?" he asked the second boy.

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 214 people to give up drugs forever."

"214 people! That's unbelieveable! How on earth did you manage to do
that?"

"Well, I used a similar approach," he answered. "I drew a large and a
small circle. Pointing to the small circle, I said, this is your azzhole
before you go to prison..........."

If I used, that would certainly stop me!!
roflmao!!

so good! keep them coming

TOO GOOD

LMAO Fuuuuuunnnnny!

Too funny

HA! funny

Thanks yall I love to see all the smiles.....

hmmm

now.. that is really good.. thanks..

another Classic ... good job man .. lmao

yer killin' me ... that was funny!

dont die laughing on my time,,or jokes,,hey stop .stop reading them,,hes
dying,,,lol,,,,,,