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Along about the time my anscestors invented sliced bread, Merlin said, "Ions from now the earth will be blessed with a Golden God with virility beyond measure. He will strut through yet unknown illuminated highways holding within them copious choices of maidens. The maiden he chooses will be pedistalled and worshiped; made love to for weeks at a time cascading into a wonderous union of bliss." ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() OK Bro, just busy saving the world and making a better razor. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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another a-hole rises up from under his rock.most men who think they are God's gift usually can f@#$k up a wet dream. Wow..it was simply a JOKE.. if I really felt that way I certainly would NOT broadcast to everyone so that they could tell me HOW WRONG I WAS.. relax have a drink ![]() I can't it affects my meds.. ![]() |
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Hi sweetie! Sorry about this morning. I was sleeping. GOt in late last night. Hope all is well! I think you are one of the best! You are pretty sweet too!
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I have 18" and my family invented the internet and spandex pants. ![]() why.the vision of an 18" in spandex pants has a certain attraction. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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I have 18" and my family invented the internet and spandex pants. ![]() why.the vision of an 18" in spandex pants has a certain attraction. ![]() OH CHIT! Never thought of that. Where were YOU during the QC phase? |
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I'm only 3 &1/2 years old and I fly with Dragons.
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The best and most romantic person to ever grace the JSH wesbite.... ![]() ![]() ![]() guess ya gotta admire his modesty!!!!!! |
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I have 18" and my family invented the internet and spandex pants. ![]() why.the vision of an 18" in spandex pants has a certain attraction. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I had a boyfriend who said his got blown off in the Vietnam war and all he had left was an eight inch stub.. |
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I have 18" and my family invented the internet and spandex pants. ![]() why.the vision of an 18" in spandex pants has a certain attraction. ![]() OH CHIT! Never thought of that. Where were YOU during the QC phase? asleep apparently.. ![]() |
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I have 18" and my family invented the internet and spandex pants. ![]() why.the vision of an 18" in spandex pants has a certain attraction. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I had a boyfriend who said his got blown off in the Vietnam war and all he had left was an eight inch stub.. I STILL wouldn't recommend getting blown off in Vietnam...... certain areas of Hollywood Blvd. either. |
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I have 18" and my family invented the internet and spandex pants. ![]() why.the vision of an 18" in spandex pants has a certain attraction. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I had a boyfriend who said his got blown off in the Vietnam war and all he had left was an eight inch stub.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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I may only have 3".
but some like it that thick. |
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I may only have 3". but some like it that thick. if your an elephant maybe.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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I may only have 3". but some like it that thick. if your an elephant maybe.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm descended from the same pink elephants TexasCharmed hangs out with today. |
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I may only have 3". but some like it that thick. if your an elephant maybe.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm descended from the same pink elephants TexasCharmed hangs out with today. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Edited by
cutelildevilsmom
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Sat 07/05/08 10:51 AM
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I may only have 3". but some like it that thick. if your an elephant maybe.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm descended from the same pink elephants TexasCharmed hangs out with today. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() its all about the well dressed bananna!! |
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My family discovered the banana in the Congo many years ago while hanging out with the Zulus.
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god,it must be painful to be vain
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So how are the aches lately Joe?
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My family discovered the banana in the Congo many years ago while hanging out with the Zulus. I would have thought they would have discovered the running shoe.The Zulus were a rough crowd.. ![]() |
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