Exactly!

Y'all know guys are clueless anyway!

It's just a cruel, wicked, evil, joke of a question!

Witches!

Wait a second...


Wasn't the correct answer "Who do you want me to kill?"

I think I saw that in a movie once.

"Its very nice, you know I like you in that green dress more though."

You look unbelievable!

(They don't know if it's unbelievably horrible or unbelievably good)

You win every time!

Dope and PHAT!







Sorry.

Here are some of the more amusing responses:

Yo ass so big they gotta measure you on the Richter Scale

Of course everyone knows... the correct answer is: "That dress doesn't make you look fat. The fat makes you look fat."


The right answer would be: Who cares? You're blocking the TV! (smack!)

A "Lady" shouldn't ask such personal questions... unless her rear end is not only blocking traffic on an 8-lane highway, but also interfering with air traffic control's radar!

The correct response is, "Honey, have you seen my keys? I swear they were right here. I'll go check the car while you finish dressing."

"Honey, you look great in anything, or nothing at all"

We're doomed. Say "no" and she won't believe you. Say "yes" and you're in the doghouse all night. My answer is to fake temporary deafness.

It's absolutely fine, but not in that colour. (Then suggest a colour that is obviously not available.)

Your butt is the standard by which all others are measured.

1) It's all relative, my dear. Does an elephant look big inside a circus tent?

2) Define 'big.'

3) Let me put it this way: have you ever seen the Hindenberg being maneuvered into its hangar?

4) Actually, your bum looks much larger out of that.

5) Don't worry dear. No one will notice your bum. They all be gagging at that hideous floral pattern.

<b>You take her in your arms. You look in her eyes. You drink deeply from them. You place your hands at the small of her back and press gently, tenderly. You whisper into her ear, "Darling, every time I think about you I get so lost. I have no idea what fits you and what doesn't fit you and what looks good on you. All I know is that every time I put my arms around you I find it very difficult to take them away again." And go from there. Any questions?<b>

Actually, you're right. You'll die a slow and horrible death no matter what your response.


You could ask " What's that "Bum" doing in your pants in the first place?". And yes, guys we are doomed as there is no correct response to the question as females only ask to start a fight or go to a more expensive place or to actually get us guys to think about the meaning of life. Also, there are other questions females ask to befuddle us more, but if I told you any more I would have to kill you.

and sitting all the way around the hizouse

that's good