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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 93 | |
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maybe I should dress all in white.......my neighbour is the man from glad???   time for rainbows? |
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I've lost 1 pound.
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maybe I should dress all in white.......my neighbour is the man from glad??? time for rainbows? I guess its better than rainbow man!!!
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maybe I should dress all in white.......my neighbour is the man from glad??? |
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omg Im still not dressed!!!
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YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME TALK TOO MUCH!!!
IM GOING TO HAVE A GIGANTUOUS AZZZZZZZZ BECAUSE OF YOU!!!
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Lunchtime! Hamwrap with vegetables. What do I do with their wheechairs once I eat my vegetables? Got clementines too! Must lose 391 pounds. No man boobs for gypsy to look at!
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I probably wont even eat until tonight!! Too much to do today....because I leave everything till the last minute and go 90000000000000 miles an hour!!!
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I probably wont even eat until tonight!! Too much to do today....because I leave everything till the last minute and go 90000000000000 miles an hour!!!
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Can you lend me some of your boob fat???
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I gotta talk to my son today.......before its too late!!
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ok ppl.....I gotta fly!!! Talk to you later!!!
  
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Dear diary......I went to the lake today and burnt my face!!
 and Im thinking other parts have been burnt too!!
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Alcoholic kind of mood lose my clothes,
lose my lube cruising for a piece of fun out for number one different partner every night so narcotic outta sight what a gas, what a beautiful ass. And it all breaks down at the role reversal got the muse in my head she's universal spinnin' me round she's coming over me And it all breaks down at the first rehearsal got the muse in my head she's universal spinnin' me round she's coming over me Kind of buzz that lasts for days had some help from insect ways comes across all shy and coy just another nancy boy Woman man or modern monkey just another happy junkie fifty pounds press my button going down And it all breaks down at the role reversal got the muse in my head she's universal spinnin' me round she's coming over me And it all breaks down at the first rehearsal got the muse in my head she's universal spinnin' me round she's coming over me Does his makeup in his room douse himself with cheap perfume eyeholes in a paper bag greatest lay I ever had kind of guy who mates for life gotta help him find a wife we're a couple when our bodies double And it all breaks down at the role reversal got the muse in my head she's universal spinnin' me round she's coming over me And it all breaks down at the first rehearsal got the muse in my head she's universal spinnin' me round she's coming over me And it all breaks down at the role reversal got the muse in my head she's universal spinnin' me round she's coming over me And it all breaks down at the first rehearsal got the muse in my head she's universal spinnin' me round she's coming over me 
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hmmmmmmmmmm I like Placebo.....
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and how is our little sugar pill...aside from burnt?
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and how is our little sugar pill...aside from burnt? I need a man to put lotion on my back.......right now!!!
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Whereeeeeeeeeeeez the man hands????
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I never thought a cold shower could feel soooooooooo good!!
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calloused. I don't mean insensitive, but not sure if "manhands" would feel so great on a burn.
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