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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 93
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Wed 07/02/08 10:32 AM
Come down and visit and I'll keep you cool with waving palm leaves.flowerforyou

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Wed 07/02/08 10:33 AM
Where do bad folks go when they die?
They don't go to heaven where the angels fly
They go down to the lake of fire and fry
Won't see them again till the fourth of July

I knew a lady who came from Duluth
She got bit by a dog with a rabid tooth
She went to her grave just a little too soon
And she flew away howling on the yellow moon

Now the people cry and the people moan
And they look for a dry place to call their home
And try to find some place to rest their bones
While the angels and the devils
Fight to claim them for their own
devil glasses drinker

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Wed 07/02/08 10:33 AM

Come down and visit and I'll keep you cool with waving palm leaves.flowerforyou
Lol no pond fronds???laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Wed 07/02/08 10:36 AM
I'll even crank up my AC.

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Wed 07/02/08 10:38 AM

I'll even crank up my AC.
I think you would freak out if I showed up on your doorstep......in fact I KNOW YOU WOULD!!!devil laugh laugh laugh

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Wed 07/02/08 10:39 AM
Hey purple......WAKE UP!!! Did you sell any of those rock things yet???

Beachfarmer's photo
Wed 07/02/08 10:39 AM
we don't freak out on the west coast

we flow...Bro

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Wed 07/02/08 10:41 AM


I'll even crank up my AC.
I think you would freak out if I showed up on your doorstep......in fact I KNOW YOU WOULD!!!devil laugh laugh laugh

I've had weirder people show up.flowerforyou

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Wed 07/02/08 10:41 AM

we don't freak out on the west coast

we flow...Bro
Ohhhhhhhhhh the flooooooooooow........how wavy of you!!:wink:

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Wed 07/02/08 10:42 AM
The waves keep on crashing on me for some reason
But your love keeps on coming like a thunderbolt
Come here a little closer
'Cause I wanna see you, baby, real close up
(Get over here)

You've got me feeling hella good
So let's just keep on dancing
You hold me like you should
So I'm gonna keep on dancing

Your performance deserving a standing ovation
And who would have thought it'd be the two of us
So don't wake me if I'm dreaming
'Cause I'm in the mood come on and give it up

You've got me feeling hella good
So let's just keep on dancing
You hold me like you should
So I'm gonna keep on dancing
You've got me feeling hella good
So let's just keep on dancing
You hold me like you should
So I'm gonna keep on dancing

Ooh yeah yeah
Ooh yeah yeah

You've got me feeling hella good
So let's just keep on dancing
You hold me like you should
So I'm gonna keep on dancing
You've got me feeling hella good
So let's just keep on dancing
You hold me like you should
So I'm gonna keep on dancing

Keep on dancing
Keep on dancing bigsmile drinker

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Wed 07/02/08 10:44 AM


we don't freak out on the west coast

we flow...Bro
Ohhhhhhhhhh the flooooooooooow........how wavy of you!!:wink:



No Doubt Chica!glasses

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Wed 07/02/08 10:45 AM
Dear diary.....wake up.....pond fronds fanning me.....marriage proposal by a 24 yr old guy who wants to cook for me.....no wonder I come here so much!!:wink: laugh drinker

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Wed 07/02/08 10:46 AM
Now I just need someone to clean my house and do the dishes....and Im all set!!!devil laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

Beachfarmer's photo
Wed 07/02/08 10:47 AM
Keep a hanky handy for behind the ears Mommylaugh

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Wed 07/02/08 10:47 AM
<---eating sweaty tanning bed candy for breakfast.......dont ask!!!noway drinker

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Wed 07/02/08 10:47 AM

Keep a hanky handy for behind the ears Mommylaugh
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Wed 07/02/08 10:48 AM

Now I just need someone to clean my house and do the dishes....and Im all set!!!devil laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

I even do laundry.devil

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Wed 07/02/08 10:50 AM


Now I just need someone to clean my house and do the dishes....and Im all set!!!devil laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

I even do laundry.devil
yes but do you iron????huh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Wed 07/02/08 10:50 AM
But son....have read the Gordon Summoner Tantra Method yet?

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Wed 07/02/08 10:51 AM

But son....have read the Gordon Summoner Tantra Method yet?
devil laugh laugh laugh laugh devil

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